Woman gets 9 month in jail for giving BJ!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, totaly serious.

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Posted by emc^2 on Nov-09-2005 17:49:

Woman gets 9 month in jail for giving BJ!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, totaly serious.

I guess this chick must be insanely ugly or something... But I'd forgive her even if she was... especially considering that SHE SWALLOWS!!!

ROFLMAO @:

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Female rapist sentenced
The 24-year-old woman found guilty on Thursday of forcing sex on a sleeping man has been sentenced to eight months in prison by a Bergen court.

The woman was sentenced according to rape laws, for having obtained sexual access to a sleeping man. This was the appeals trial, after she had been sentenced to nine months for the same offense.

The assault took place at a post-party gathering in a Bergen apartment on Sunday, Jan. 4, 2004. The woman admitted to taking the man's erect penis in her mouth but claimed that he was awake and approved.

The man awoke and became extremely upset and has had psychological difficulties as a result of the incident. The appeals jury again found in favor of the man's version, the woman having suffered a severe loss of credibility by changing her story just before the first trial began.

She had originally denied that any sexual contact took place, but then said it was consensual after a DNA report emerged.

This is the first time in Norway that a woman has been convicted for rape as the sole assailant. There is one prior case of a woman being convicted of being an accessory to rape, along with two male co-defendants.

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/l...icle1152684.ece

Posted by Moral Hazard on Nov-09-2005 17:54:

man, if I wake up and a woman is sucking my dick I sit back and enjoy... as opposed to calling my solicitor.

Posted by Swamper on Nov-09-2005 17:54:

Can't be true

Posted by emc^2 on Nov-09-2005 17:57:

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Originally posted by Swamper
Can't be true

Link is provided. Google it...

Posted by Stilez on Nov-09-2005 17:57:

maybe the guy's married...and just going through all the hoopla.. just to please his mate.

If not...

ghey!

Posted by bas on Nov-09-2005 17:58:

Haha...had psychological difficulties as the result of the incident. "No! Get away! Too....many....blowjobs!!"

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Heh...I thought the thread said "Woman gets 9 years for giving BJ in jail". Then I thought that jewish rocker guy got the best of Jamie

Posted by Thierry on Nov-09-2005 18:00:

Re: Woman gets 9 month in jail for giving BJ!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, totaly serious.

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The man awoke and became extremely upset and has had psychological difficulties as a result of the incident...

Either she's fat and ugly or he's gay

Posted by emc^2 on Nov-09-2005 18:08:

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Originally posted by dj_bas
Haha...had psychological difficulties as the result of the incident. "No! Get away! Too....many....blowjobs!!"

^^^ reminds me of an old cartoon in Penthouse:

Dude is on a row boat with like 10 hot chicks and they are in the middle of the ocean, shipwrecked. Chicks look delirious and dude looks like a dried prune and he's saying "I never thought I'd say it but 'please, no more blowjobs'"!

What a tool.. so many deprived men around the world would give at least one of their digits for something like this - and here we have the world's #1 FAG. Well, I hope he gets laughed at by everyone that knows him and then becomes a global celebrity - may be this will keep him limp for the rest of his life.

I am having a really hard time imagining the initial report he tried to file with the police.

It probably went like this:

Victim: "um, officer I just had a blowjob by unknown woman"

Officer: "So, you came here to brag?"

Victim: "well... no, you see - I wanted to file a report"

Officer: "oh, you mean like you want to brag to everyone in the city? Hm.. you need to go to newspaper agency for that"

Victim: "uhm.. sir, actually no - I WAS RAPED! BY A WOMAN!"

Officer (raising his eyebrows and looking around for help): "Sir, are you feeling allright?"

Victim: "HELL NO!!!! I WAS JUST RAPED, DON'T YOU GET IT! AN UNKNOWN WOMAN JUST GAVE ME AN UNWANTED BLOWJOB AND I FEEL VIOLATED! I WANT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Officer: "Ok, Ok. Relax sir. Relax... Sorry, I thought you were just here cause you wanted to hi-five everyone in the city"

Victim: "Why would I want that? Don't you get it? I was raped! buwhuhwhwuhwuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Officer: "yeah. right then. Hm... you're not from France, are you? NO? Oh. hm... Strange. Ok, report it is then!"

Posted by Moongoose on Nov-09-2005 18:14:

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Originally posted by dj_bas
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Heh...I thought the thread said "Woman gets 9 years for giving BJ in jail". Then I thought that jewish rocker guy got the best of Jamie

Funny yet sad at the same time, can you imagine 9 months without her The horror

Posted by Groundhog Boy on Nov-09-2005 18:41:

I think that they should have just given her 9 months of giving blowjobs

Posted by Floorfiller on Nov-09-2005 18:47:

man even if she was ugly...you're gonna send this bitch to jail for sucking your dick? okaaaaaay

Posted by medinaM5 on Nov-09-2005 18:48:

maybe shes gettin punkd

Posted by Haak on Nov-09-2005 18:50:

i heard about that case on the radio a while back.
the guy was engaged i think
but still....hmm

equal rights though!

Posted by Floorfiller on Nov-09-2005 18:50:

all i know is she's gonna be very popular in prison...

Posted by Haak on Nov-09-2005 18:51:

stop posting after me!

Posted by Floorfiller on Nov-09-2005 18:51:

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Originally posted by Haak
i heard about that case on the radio a while back.
the guy was engaged i think
but still....hmm

equal rights though!

sounds like he cheated on his fiance and she found out about it and now this chick is going to jail because he turned it into this...

very suspicious

Posted by bas on Nov-09-2005 18:52:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
all i know is she's gonna be very popular in prison...

It's not the prison like on Cinemax...it's the man prison.

Posted by Floorfiller on Nov-09-2005 18:52:

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Originally posted by dj_bas
It's not the prison like on Cinemax...it's the man prison.

Posted by medinaM5 on Nov-09-2005 18:53:

maybe she is a man

Posted by jonSun on Nov-09-2005 18:57:

They should put the guy in jail for being pissed ahout a bj.

Posted by euphoria on Nov-09-2005 19:01:

If she was alseep when she started how was his penis errect already? Kinda weird. There must be something else to this storey that they arent telling. What did they do the DNA test on his sperm, if so he musta sat back and let her do it for just a lil while.

Posted by stren on Nov-09-2005 19:03:

how did they get DNA ? off his dick or her mouth ?

Posted by Groundhog Boy on Nov-09-2005 19:04:

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Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
If she was alseep when she started how was his penis errect already? Kinda weird. There must be something else to this storey that they arent telling. What did they do the DNA test on his sperm, if so he musta sat back and let her do it for just a lil while.

Ever hear of "morning wood?" I have a friend that dated this girl a few years back. She'd wake him up every morning with a blowjob. She didn't have to wake him to get things going.

Posted by euphoria on Nov-09-2005 19:07:

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Originally posted by Groundhog Boy
Ever hear of "morning wood?" I have a friend that dated this girl a few years back. She'd wake him up every morning with a blowjob. She didn't have to wake him to get things going.

Yea Ive heard of it but doesnt that normally occur at the moment someone is waking up. Also could he possibly sleep through someone undressing him.

Posted by Moongoose on Nov-09-2005 19:08:

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Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
If she was alseep when she started how was his penis errect already?

Maybe he was dreaming about a blowjob, and when he woke up he saw instad of lets say Cameron Diaz some fugly whore who had no right being there...that would traumatize anybody

There really should be some pics in this thread

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