From The Depths of BlogJPL: Trashbagging

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Posted by Anomyst on Nov-16-2005 06:07:

From The Depths of BlogJPL: Trashbagging

I Had to put this baby up!!

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So, who is a trashbag?

Loveem or hate em the trashbag is a character that is totally unique to the night club scene. Some how these peoPLe seem to be permanantly munted, while still maintaining the certain jene se qua. Some famous trashbags of note include Millsy (from Oz Idol), Paris Hilton, Gary Ablett and of course Australias king of trash-Molly Meldrum.

Being a reformed trashbag myself, i feel i have some authority on this matter,i will now proceed to give you the ten keys to being a good'n'proper trashbag. (and why it'll probably kill you).

Jules does not condone drug use, in fact it is bad mmmkay. but its funny okay?
1. A trashbag must have an extensive, highly fashionable wardrobe, but still look like they have been in the same clothes for aweek.

2.Recoveries are where the party begins, not ends. And no, sorry, hard trance recoveries are not a part of the trashbag lifestyle, it must be deephouse.

3. Ice works better when heated - not frozen.

4.Ten pin bowling is sport of kings to the trashbags. Go bowling on a sunday afternoon, its a trashbags paradise, i promise. (and it gets those muscles warmed up for qbar)

5. Having a partner whilst being a trashbag is an optional extra, it helps if they are trash bags themselves. Although a 3 day limit apPLies to any relationship.

6. The 24 hour bulk billing clinic is your second home.

7.You must constantly and ALWAYS have scabs inside your nostrils. Itwil hurt to move any part of your face due to these little blighters. Blow your nose for little works of art.

8. Trashbags are always looked after.

9.A trashbag has a career that is slightly high profile, yet totally worthless to anyone but themselves - trashbags are totally selfish creatures by nature.

10. You cannot survive as a trashbag for more than a maximum of 2 years, then you become old, ugly, homeless or dead. (or a DJ)

I hope this enlightens you on the ways of the trashbag.

JPL

Posted by kelsta on Nov-16-2005 06:12:

brilliant

Posted by Teflon_Teapot on Nov-16-2005 07:00:

Posted by Light The Fuse on Nov-16-2005 07:22:

its funny the stuff u pick up along the way

Posted by Virginia_L on Nov-16-2005 07:35:

LOL!!!!!

Posted by Aesthetic on Nov-16-2005 07:43:

LOL <3 JPL!.

Posted by sezzy on Nov-16-2005 09:57:

u obviously wrote that whilst trashed

Posted by batemanscott on Nov-16-2005 10:02:

Jules.............

u funny boy

Posted by queen_vee on Nov-17-2005 00:04:

That is delightful.

And so very, very true...

Posted by tachyon on Nov-17-2005 01:39:

guilty as charged!

Posted by tathi on Nov-17-2005 01:47:

Re: From The Depths of BlogJPL: Trashbagging

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Originally posted by Anomyst
2.Recoveries are where the party begins, not ends. And no, sorry, hard trance recoveries are not a part of the trashbag lifestyle, it must be deephouse.

I wish Mark Farina was playing a 5 hour set the day after Sasha, Zabeilia and Funciulli not the day before!

Posted by tachyon on Nov-17-2005 02:30:

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Originally posted by tathi
I wish Mark Farina was playing a 5 hour set the day after Sasha, Zabeilia and Funciulli not the day before!

jake, you like mark farina??

you have been consumed by the dark side more than i imagined you would have!!

you tell me you like ian pooley as well and trance is truly doomed!

Posted by tathi on Nov-17-2005 10:52:

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Originally posted by tachyon
jake, you like mark farina??

you have been consumed by the dark side more than i imagined you would have!!

yeah i'm so pumped for Farina, and then Sasha Zabs and Funciulli the next day....fuck this will be the weekend of the year (Matthew Jonson is playing on teh same night as Farina though, oh well got to get your priorities right )

quote:
you tell me you like ian pooley as well and trance is truly doomed!

nah i haven't heard much of him hehe

Posted by tachyon on Nov-17-2005 12:24:

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Originally posted by tathi
yeah i'm so pumped for Farina,

ahhh, the master of deep house! go see him and have lots of fun! saw him at honkys early in my trashbagging days back then and i have absolutely no recollection of his set(naturally )

whats next on your house agenda, francois k & dimitri from paris? (they're awesome as well!)

ian pooley: http://www.discogs.com/release/8649

Posted by tathi on Nov-17-2005 21:17:

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Originally posted by tachyon
whats next on your house agenda, francois k & dimitri from paris? (they're awesome as well!)

definately dimitri from paris!! i'd love to see that guy

yeah the quote in Sly Guys sig is Ian Pooley and some other guy right?