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So.. I just puked at work...

I felt the need Ran to the bathroom and puked...I want to know is there a proper way? Should I go to a empty bathroom and do it there. Is there at work puke etiquette? Is there a proper way and a improper way to puke at work?


Thoughts... yeah yeah i know shitty thread but i had to ask...

Re: So.. I just puked at work...

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Originally posted by grooviebeats I felt the need Ran to the bathroom and puked...I want to know is there a proper way? Should I go to a empty bathroom and do it there. Is there at work puke etiquette? Is there a proper way and a improper way to puke at work? Thoughts... yeah yeah i know shitty thread but i had to ask...

last time i puked at work, it was in a bin marked "We Recycle."

the irony

i puked yesterday during class cuz i had some tea with honey and the honey was nasty. ran to the bathroom, took up an empty stall. threw up the tea and the honey. washed my face and my mouth out, waited till my eyes stoppped being red and my skin turned from kinda red back to normal and went back to class like nothing happaned.

i've puked at work twice (once at my old job, once at my current job) and i always ran outside to do it, just in case someone came in the bathroom and heard me puking. looking back it's kind of stupid that i was too nervous or scared to just puke in the bathroom like a normal person, but of course i was hungover so i was always paranoid that my co-workers would instantly KNOW that i was hungover and then i'd get shit for it.

bleh, i have to go to work at 2.30pm.

people understand the urgency. there is no time for etiquette, but releasing your load in proper containing, so as not to sicken others.

durring the first 3 months of my pregnancy most of my puking was in public... i did it at walmart,(which was probably accepted there) and in the mall on a saturday so it was full of people staring in horror, and in the middle of the victoria airport where everyone was sitting and waiting, the worst part was staring at the womens bathroom knowing that i wouldn't make it.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel durring the first 3 months of my pregnancy most of my puking was in public... i did it at walmart,(which was probably accepted there) and in the mall on a saturday so it was full of people staring in horror, and in the middle of the victoria airport where everyone was sitting and waiting, the worst part was staring at the womens bathroom knowing that i wouldn't make it.

just because it would be so fun to turn this thread into 'the worst places you've puked'...

i puked in a MetroNorth train in NY... twice... before i reached the bathroom. the conductor covered it with newspaper.

One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!"

And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!" And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior.

OMG! HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA


edit: i dunno, no puking etiquette needed really, just try to make it to a receptacle of any sort, even if it's an umbrella holder if you can!

i have puked like 3-4 times in my entire life. never once from drinking (yet at least.) on the way to the bahamas with my family when i was 5, i was walking around in the plane and i puked in some lady's lap. HAHAHAHA. she'll never forget me.

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Originally posted by Aiwendil One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!" And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior.

You my boy, need help beyond human powers.

Right on the subway platform at Union Square in NYC during rush hour. I could feel myself getting sick the whole ride home and pushed my way through everyone to the door when we got there. If the train had stopped for a second or slowed down, it would have been pretty bad. Business people tend to not like vomit on their suits.

i puked on my boss's brand new BMW on a hot August day during working hours.

never knew it was me thoug

im teaching college courses now so I think itd be kinda weird to run out of class and throw up.


but I can alwyas try it.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 im teaching college courses now so I think itd be kinda weird to run out of class and throw up. but I can alwyas try it.

just do it in the garbage can in the classroom... there's gotta be a way you can turn an incident like that into a lesson about psychology, right?

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Originally posted by Aiwendil And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior.

Reminds me of that episode of Bewitched where darren threw holy water on Endora and was all like

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yeah, the power of christ compells you bitch!

oh wait that was family guy.



I used to get these badass migraines when I was a kid about once every 10 days or so, invariably led to throwing up and passing out for six hours. Usually occurred at school, so by the time I hit 3rd grade there was a standard operating procedure that the office followed whenever they saw me walk in the door. The first time I complained of it in school (I guess I was 7 or 8 years old) everyone thought I was faking. Then I puked all over my teacher's shoes in front of the whole class Oh the humanity. After that they believed me

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Originally posted by LuNaSeA i have puked like 3-4 times in my entire life.

I've puked 3-4 times since college...

which is goin on three months now

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Originally posted by D-res I've puked 3-4 times since college... which is goin on three months now

Learn to handle your booze, frosh!

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Originally posted by Aiwendil One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!" And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior.

im puking myself laughing. that is funny shiznit +1

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Originally posted by Aiwendil One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!" And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior.

One of the funniest things I've read in awhile! Thanks for the laugh.

Go in peace, my son.

You should see all the crazy crap I write on my blog!

i puked several times at work while i was testing medications.
one time i went to work just to hang out and i wanted to drink a 24 pack of water in 2 hours. i threw up.

I puked yesterday while walkin home from a party. Wasn't ALOT, just walking and smoking, then my stomach felt a little queasy, and I just threw up while walking. It didn't even phase me. I'm so used to throwing up now its like a walk in the park..lol

one time i was on the bus going to the mall, the whole bus ride i was feeling sick. as soon as i got off the bus and started walking towards the entrance to the mall, i threw up everywhere. weird thing is, i just never stopped walking, i kind of leaned my head over and threw up in front of about 30 or 40 people at the bus stop. it was pretty funny.

I don't exactly know where it was, but I puked in someones bed.. while I was sleeping in it..

i cant remember the last time i puked but i think it was a little under a decade ago

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