World's Most Disgusting World Records

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Posted by Killah Monkey on Nov-21-2005 03:27:

World's Most Disgusting World Records

Sketchy Sunday activites somehow involved me being at the computer 'nerding' away and being told to google spemen velocity world records...and this popped up... We all got a giggle, so..

Just thought I'd share...

http://www.drinky.org.uk/stuff/disgusting.htm

Posted by rabbitjoker on Nov-21-2005 03:32:

quote:
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

WHOLE(Y) SHIT!

Posted by chinamon on Nov-21-2005 03:32:

quote:

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

that brings new meaning to 'throwing a hot dog down the hallway'

quote:

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

over two hours? his ass must be aching.

Posted by vickyvale on Nov-21-2005 04:14:

There are some gross things there. Ew.

But still a LITTLE funny... haha

Posted by Killah Monkey on Nov-21-2005 04:52:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
that brings new meaning to 'throwing a hot dog down the hallway'

over two hours? his ass must be aching.

That's exactly what i was thinking, but for some reason i was thinking pencil instead of hot dog... freaking gross...

gross gross gross...

Posted by nusty on Nov-21-2005 06:34:

I'm actually very impressed with this one!

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height(12ft 4in)

This is something I hope to aspire to some day

Posted by malek on Nov-21-2005 06:57:

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.