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Posted by makka_tekno on Nov-23-2005 14:09:

USA Vs Canada

Transcript of radio conversation between a US Naval Ship and Canadians off the coast of Newfoundland:

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
USS Lincoln: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative, you will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
USS Lincoln: This is the Captain of a Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
USS Lincoln: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE USA ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I SAY AGAIN, THAT�S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

I love you american folk really

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Nov-23-2005 14:36:

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Posted by OrZonE on Nov-23-2005 15:49:

Awesome - I loved it

Posted by nils on Nov-23-2005 16:29:

hahaha funny one

Posted by Goashem on Nov-24-2005 01:20:

funny but also not real
edit: i like to ruin the fun

Posted by OrZonE on Nov-24-2005 03:43:

I doubt anyone believed it to be.

Posted by InterMilan31 on Nov-24-2005 06:14:

Funny does sound like Americans lol "we are god...move"

Posted by SteelWolf on Nov-24-2005 07:22:

LOL nice

Posted by Mag1k on Nov-25-2005 17:20:

HAHAHAHAH ............. shows that yankees whos the boss...

Posted by Subey on Nov-26-2005 03:42:

Trumped

Posted by Poncho on Nov-26-2005 06:15:

USA rocks - the rest of the world is filth

we rule all

fuck u

ps. if that's true i bet we blew it up cause we dont give a fuck and canada sucks.

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Nov-26-2005 07:39:

yeah thats funny but fake...saw the thingy on snopes

Posted by makka_tekno on Nov-26-2005 17:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Poncho
USA rocks - the rest of the world is filth

we rule all

fuck u

ps. if that's true i bet we blew it up cause we dont give a fuck and canada sucks.

Take it easy man!

Loco Chico!

Posted by New Wave on Nov-27-2005 13:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Poncho
USA rocks - the rest of the world is filth

we rule all

Yeah, sure , America governemt has a financial dept more than whole south africa. Puts money in army for iligal warfare. If nature struck you people suck to. Technical all the brigdes and railroads are from the 1800 cause they reduce tax so they win votes but can't investigate dangerous defects. 50% of all the highways are in bad condition. American law sucks to. Gun-law sucks bigtime, many young children got killed/kills cause they think it's a toy you can play with. Your country has most enemies. Never saw so many girls with huge asses! Racism is a real huge problem. Bush is your president. Dr Phill blablablalba ectectectectect Shorted: YOU SUCK!