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Posted by arek on Nov-28-2005 05:09:

chuck. norris appreciation.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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Posted by 8Wonders on Nov-28-2005 05:19:

Yo man, that's total disrespect to Walker Texas Ranger, disrespect!

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Nov-28-2005 05:21:

Re: chuck. norris appreciation.

quote:
Originally posted by arek
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Nov-28-2005 05:21:

And yet again, someone found

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

Let me save you guys the trouble of making new threads, and add the following:

Vin Diesel: http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Mr. T: http://www.4q.cc/t/

Posted by VERTiG0 on Nov-28-2005 05:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
And yet again, someone found

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

Let me save you guys the trouble of making new threads, and add the following:

Vin Diesel: http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Mr. T: http://www.4q.cc/t/

Yeah, see my above post

Posted by Misanthrope on Nov-28-2005 05:24:

Am I the only who doesn't find this shit funny?

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Nov-28-2005 05:25:

quote:
Originally posted by beatjunkie
Am I the only who doesn't find this shit funny?

Yes.

clearly the humour of making fun of overly tough guys goes right over your head.

Posted by Yohan on Nov-28-2005 05:37:

Anyone remember when Chuck Norris was on the ringside for Hulk Hogan I think?

Heck, he does Tang Soo Do which is Korean version of karate and I don't think much of karate.

I see your Chuck Norris and I raise Chuck Liddell.

Posted by MarkT on Nov-28-2005 08:58:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
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I see your Chuck Norris and I raise Chuck Liddell.

LOL

Posted by all-nite-freak on Nov-28-2005 09:09:

chuck norris was the sperm donor in the conception experiment that resulted in my untimely birth...i put the delivering doctor in a chimera lock....hoyce gracie is my mom

Posted by zoogla on Nov-28-2005 09:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Yes.

clearly the humour of making fun of overly tough guys goes right over your head.

Posted by all-nite-freak on Nov-28-2005 09:47:

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree

something happen to this gold chico...something happen to you mang

Posted by b4k-oz on Nov-28-2005 12:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Yes.

clearly the humour of making fun of overly tough guys goes right over your head.

Hey! Dem's fighten words.....beatjunkie I'll hold him fur ya...now kick his ass

Posted by RapidFire on Nov-28-2005 12:46:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=307909

Posted by ghetto_fab on Nov-28-2005 12:57:

Chuck norris is the man........ he was taught by bruse lee! from fam to working out with that gym equipment on tv.....what a shame. but still gotta love the guy

Posted by Stingray on Nov-28-2005 13:40:

Forget Chuck Norris

Vin Diesel can divide by zero!

Posted by StereoPrincess on Nov-28-2005 13:48:

i think these are hilarious.

i especially found them funny, when they were reading them out on The Edge and laughing their faces off. I almost peed myself.

Posted by arek on Nov-28-2005 16:53:

On the seventh day, God rested, and Chuck Norris said, "Get your lazy ass back to work." So he did

Posted by ghetto_fab on Nov-28-2005 19:08:

hahahah its funny to see this thread tooo.... the guys at poker were doing there own chuck norris appreciation the other night.... why i dont know

Posted by zoogla on Nov-28-2005 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by arek
On the seventh day, God rested, and Chuck Norris said, "Get your lazy ass back to work." So he did

LMFAO

Posted by techead on Nov-28-2005 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree
LMFAO

+1+1

Posted by KKEFKA on Nov-28-2005 21:31:

quote:
Originally posted by techead
+1+1

1+1+1

Chuck Norris can beat up your dad!!

Posted by Form&Funktion on Nov-28-2005 21:59:

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Nov-28-2005 22:10:

Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris

Vin Diesel was the original. He's the one that started it all. Chuck Norris is like a bad sequel.

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