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i'm an idiot
i couldn't find a peice of paper or anything to roll my joint on, so i just grabbed a shitty maddonna record thinking "hey...look how cool i can be..i'll roll this on my record, and even though nobody can see me...i'll be the coolest person ever.'
so i start breaking my weed apart on the flip side *the record is so lame, that the flip side has nothing on it, so the weed wont get trapped in the little grooves or anything* and i start to notice the weed is jumping around a bit, and the static is so apparent in this record that the weed starts jumping off the record onto the floor.
maddona is so shitty she makes weed want to kill itself 
. lesson learned.
hahahaha!
madonna SUCKS!
Weed is goooooood.
i tried to pick the record up because i heard my parents moving about upstairs, and the weed starts violently jumping around, i think im trapped..and if my parents come in i'll have to tell them to stay still, the slightest movement will agitate this 'jumping weed'
you gotta clean the weed on the sleeve, n00b
thats funny.
but if there is nothing around, roll it in some paper towel. may be a little shitty, but it burns like tabacco.
madonna is your mother and you arent even worth her ambilical cord
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| Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: thats funny. but if there is nothing around, roll it in some paper towel. may be a little shitty, but it burns like tabacco. |
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| Originally posted by DJ RJT Are you saying to actually roll a joint with paper towel? If so, I command that you're no longer allowed to smoke pot... ever again... |
a page from a notepad works well too.
gives you a horrid sore throat if you smoke too many though.
the things you do when you dont have any rolling paper.
sighs.
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| Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: lol, when theres nothing around, paper towel. it thus worked |
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| Originally posted by DJ RJT Dude... no, it didn't. I'm disgusted. |
Riiight, paper towels just burn instantly.
I'd use a soda can (which is horrible) before I would use paper towels.
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| Originally posted by tranceDJ I'd use a soda can (which is horrible) before I would use paper towels. |
aluminum foil pipe ftw!
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| Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: lol, when theres nothing around, paper towel. it thus worked |
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| Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: lol, when theres nothing around, paper towel. it thus worked |
Use a potato... or an apple
You see Hainz? You see all these wonderful suggestions that are just as easy to obtain and not nearly as rough as paper toweling?
Let me draw a comparison for you: Using paper toweling to roll up a joint is kind of like wrapping your dick in saran wrap when you don't have a condom... You just don't do it.
The more you know.
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| Originally posted by DJ RJT Let me draw a comparison for you: Using paper toweling to roll up a joint is kind of like wrapping your dick in saran wrap when you don't have a condom... You just don't do it. |
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| Originally posted by l�cid yeah, everyone knows you shouldn't use saran wrap. it's totally a better idea to use waxed paper when you don't have a condom... |
!!
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| Originally posted by l�cid yeah, everyone knows you shouldn't use saran wrap. it's totally a better idea to use waxed paper when you don't have a condom... |
Heh !!! BACK DOWN!! I was there first.
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| Originally posted by l�cid yeah, everyone knows you shouldn't use saran wrap. it's totally a better idea to use waxed paper when you don't have a condom... |
Madonna is done dude.
Only 'queens' and geezers like her now. 
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