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Posted by snooky on Dec-08-2005 15:44:

Two twin brother, virgin midgets

Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get two hookers for their 21st birthday. So the two grab two hookers, rent a hotel room, turn off the lights and proceed to partake in the festivities.

The first midget gets so nervous that he can't get it up. After two hours of coaxing and stroking and praying, he throws the sheets over himself and gives up. To makes things worse for the poor little fella, was that he had to listen to his brother say, ''One, two, three. Ugh! One, two, three. Ugh!'' all night long.

In the morning, the second midget greets his brother and asks him how his night went?

The first brother replies, ''Man, it was terrible. I couldn't even get my shit up.'' The second brother replies, ''You couldn't get it up? I couldn't even get on the bed."

Posted by chojin on Dec-08-2005 15:46:

LOL

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-08-2005 16:08:

I'm a midget and I find this joke to be racist.

Posted by snooky on Dec-08-2005 16:11:

dam you!

you've don it again, every ones looking at me like im a psyco! stop crackin me up!

jokes aside though, if u are a midget. im truely sorry

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Dec-08-2005 16:34:

Dont be sorry. God didnt give half a brain to many idiots outhere,
and they're not sorry for being idiots.

Posted by stren on Dec-08-2005 16:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I'm a midget and I find this joke to be racist.

midgets are not a race Einstein

Posted by nchs09 on Dec-08-2005 17:10:

Re: dam you!

quote:
Originally posted by snooky

jokes aside though, if u are a midget. im truely sorry
hahahaha

funny joke too

Posted by amphetamine on Dec-08-2005 18:24:

HAHAHA.

Posted by Slylee on Dec-08-2005 18:27:

u don't say "two twin brothers" you say, "twin brothers" two twins means 2 sets of twins...so that would be four people.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-08-2005 21:40:

quote:
Originally posted by snooky
you've don it again, every ones looking at me like im a psyco! stop crackin me up!

jokes aside though, if u are a midget. im truely sorry

I'm only a midget in that my mental capacity is much smaller than it should be.

quote:
Originally posted by stren
midgets are not a race Einstein

I bet you won't say that to a midgets face!

Posted by El Spamo on Dec-08-2005 21:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene

I bet you won't say that to a midgets face!

what's the midget gonna do? punch his knees???

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-08-2005 21:45:

quote:
Originally posted by El Spamo
what's the midget gonna do? punch his knees???

If you'd ever been midget-punched, you would not say that like it's something one can simply shrug off.

Posted by david.michael on Dec-08-2005 21:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I'm only a midget.... "down there"

fixed

Posted by El Spamo on Dec-08-2005 21:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
If you'd ever been midget-punched, you would not say that like it's something one can simply shrug off.

I can honestly say I havent...so fawk all midgets!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by bas on Dec-08-2005 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by El Spamo
what's the midget gonna do? punch his knees???

Midgets are a little taller than that...about 7 inches taller

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-08-2005 21:56:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
fixed

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey! I feel like this guy:

Posted by StanVoid on Dec-08-2005 22:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
u don't say "two twin brothers" you say, "twin brothers" two twins means 2 sets of twins...so that would be four people.

No. Twin may be used in adjective form, in which case the sentence "two twin brothers" may be rephrased as "two brothers who are twins." Forgive me, but that is 2 brothers, not 4.