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Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-13-2005 04:10:

No Freaking Way

I just found out Dave Dresdens secret to producing his songs.

TomProctorr: ok...here's my prob
davedresden: tell me
TomProctorr: I have compression and all those efx elements down...but my structure is the worst ever
davedresden: think of making music like you eat a girl's pussy
davedresden: if u can't eat pussy, u can't arrange music
TomProctorr: How would you tell that to a gay guy?
davedresden: well, hmm.
davedresden: seeing ive never sucked a dick before. i'd have to think about that
TomProctorr: (I'm not gay)
davedresden: bar 161 is a good place for an orgasm
davedresden: bar 129 is the calm before the storm
davedresden: bar 97 is wjhere you're licking the clit and fingering the g spot
davedresden: bar 65 is where you
davedresden: you've pulled the panties ofrf
TomProctorr: sweet. good usage of sexual terms.
davedresden: bar 33 is wjhere you've pulled the jeans off
davedresden: bar 17 is dry humping
davedresden: bar 1 is gently kissing the neck
davedresden: ta da!

I didn't know structure of a song was that easy. Damn. Now i'll be making ch00ns daily like markus schulz.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-13-2005 04:14:

No wonder I'm not into his productions. There's no bar for where he'd put a finger in my ass.

Posted by bas on Dec-13-2005 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
No wonder I'm not into his productions. There's no bar for where he'd put a finger in my ass.

Posted by UWM on Dec-13-2005 04:16:

OMG you posted Dave Dresden's screen name and a personal conversation on tranceaddict.

Where have I seen this before?

Posted by bas on Dec-13-2005 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
OMG you posted Dave Dresden's screen name and a personal conversation on tranceaddict.

Where have I seen this before?

SpecRadio = Lunasea = wwu.punisher?

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-13-2005 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
OMG you posted Dave Dresden's screen name and a personal conversation on tranceaddict.

Where have I seen this before?

No I didn't post his screen name on TA. I took out the 04 that's supposed to be on the end.

Posted by UWM on Dec-13-2005 04:21:

quote:
Originally posted by SpecRadio
No I didn't post his screen name on TA. I took out the 04 that's supposed to be on the end.

Oh well then in that case fair play!

Posted by DjDeComp on Dec-13-2005 04:31:

that is pretty funny dave

Posted by _Nut_ on Dec-13-2005 04:48:

Wowzerz. you are so elite that you get these tips.... and so elite that you have to post them.

Can I be like you some day and act like I am worth something by posting a convo on here????

Posted by AlphaStarred on Dec-13-2005 04:58:

HOT TOPIC!

Posted by Orbital32 on Dec-13-2005 05:09:

It's bad that he brought a topic that is already dead. It's worst that he took the time to write the fake conversion.

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-13-2005 05:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbital32
It's bad that he brought a topic that is already dead. It's worst that he took the time to write the fake conversion.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-13-2005 05:17:

Well..the fact that you had that screen shot all ready for us just proves that all you wanted to do was show off that you talk to Dave Dresden.

You sure you're not gay?

Posted by Thunder5 on Dec-13-2005 05:18:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
No wonder I'm not into his productions. There's no bar for where he'd put a finger in my ass.

I dont really like his productions either for this same reason.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-13-2005 05:19:

PFFFFFFFT!! TOO LATE!! I ALREADY SAW IT!! NICE EDIT, LAMEOOOOO!!

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-13-2005 05:19:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Well..the fact that you had that screen shot all ready for us just proves that all you wanted to do was show off that you talk to Dave Dresden.

You sure you're not gay?

I guess you fail to realize how quick you can take a screenshot, paste it into paint, and save it as .png.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-13-2005 05:22:

quote:
Originally posted by SpecRadio
I guess you fail to realize how quick you can take a screenshot, paste it into paint, and save it as .png.

I guess you fail to realize that what I was getting at is this:

That convo didn't just happen, which means you took the screenshot after it *did* happen...which shows that you were thinking about posting this conversation up on TA all along.

QUEEEEEEEEEEER!

Posted by Zeiter on Dec-13-2005 05:23:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I guess you fail to realize that what I was getting at is this:

That convo didn't just happen, which means you took the screenshot after it *did* happen...which shows that you were thinking about posting this conversation up on TA all along.

QUEEEEEEEEEEER!

+1 but who really gives a fuck about it...dave is an asshole and his music sucks

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Dec-13-2005 05:24:

this is going to get ugly like the last one ...

i'm going to stay out of this ...

Posted by bobba lou on Dec-13-2005 05:25:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
No wonder I'm not into his productions. There's no bar for where he'd put a finger in my ass.

nothing like a broad that can take a finger in the ass

respect

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-13-2005 05:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Zeiter
+1 but who really gives a fuck about it...dave is an asshole and his music sucks

I agree some of their music sucks...but hey, everybody has bad songs. But I won't take your side on the asshole'ness

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-13-2005 05:39:

quote:
Originally posted by SpecRadio
I agree some of their music sucks...but hey, everybody has bad songs. But I will take it in the ass, because I'm gay.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-13-2005 05:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-13-2005 05:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie

If you weren't such an ignorant puzzled bitch, you'd read the chat and realize it actually makes pretty much sense. And anybody who has heard any of my attempts at songs knows i'm the worst at structuring ever.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-13-2005 05:53:

quote:
Originally posted by SpecRadio
If you weren't such an ignorant puzzled bitch, you'd read the chat and realize it actually makes pretty much sense. And anybody who has heard any of my attempts at songs knows i'm the worst at structuring ever.

Alright lets go over the facts presented then:

1. Dave says if you don't know how to eat pussy, then you won't know how to structure a track.

2. You say you're THE WORST at structuring tracks.

If you're bad at structuring tracks, and structuring tracks is an indication of your pussy eating skills...then you must be bad at eating pussy. You must be bad at eating pussy because you're gay.

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