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Posted by SYNthSRI on Jan-07-2002 17:57:

get your "DREAM" Girl/Guy by...

THIS IS NOT SPAM, had me rolling at work
Check out the link and you'll know what I'm talking about...
Rich people just have too much time AND money on their hands

http://www.coincidencedesign.com

ROFL -- oh yea..comment awaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Posted by Thor on Jan-07-2002 19:04:

Jeeesus, its private dicks gone mad!

What would be truly funny is if some rich dude paid for this service and finally got the girl only to find out she is a he, ala 'crying game'... That would be a priceless moment.

If anyone did this they would be pretty stupid, one day she'd find out and what girl would honestly be happy that this idiot spent ridiculous amounts of money to meet her in this very sneaky way, especially when all he had to do was walk up to her and say hi...

God knows there are a lot of women who go for guys with money (sick to my stomach), there should be enough gold diggers for rich guys to choose from.

Posted by ABTsportsline on Jan-07-2002 20:05:

WOW!

that is amazing.....

Posted by apri_peel on Jan-07-2002 22:11:

wow, um, hmmmmmmm, what has world come to?

someone must be a real idiot to pay so much money for such a service.

Posted by dig2k on Jan-07-2002 22:42:

OMG

THAT IS WIERD!!!
U'd have 2 b a nutter 2 do that..

Posted by hypronix on Jan-07-2002 22:56:

damn, I thoght it was about ABT's Dream Grl... :|

but the idea is... well, for the lamerz that lack social skills to that extent where even to masturbate Urself becomes a wish not so likely to come true (Ur hand is disgusted by U... lol)

and so... I pity those that would use the services of that site, and I somehow congratulate those that got the idea. I bet they'll make some nice money out of it!

hyp

Posted by ABTsportsline on Jan-07-2002 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by hypronix
[color=darkgoldenrod][font=comic sans ms]damn, I thoght it was about ABT's Dream Grl... :|

LoL, so did i. That's why i read the thread.

But, this concept, it is so surreal. Like a movie. Didn't know this stuff was legal/possible, but man, what a concept. Kudos to whoever thought of that.... ingenius.

-ABT-

Posted by JM on Jan-08-2002 00:01:

good stuff...i'll give it a try

the above was a joke...it's quite pathetic...but hey whatever works for some ppl...

Posted by SYNthSRI on Jan-08-2002 00:02:

lol ABT

you like to see topicz on Dream Girl eh?

mmm I say we pool all the money we have and vote for a TA to get STALKED!

.

...

(joke damnit...joke!)

Posted by u4ea:[soulstar] on Jan-08-2002 00:43:

quote:
Originally posted by SYNthSRI
lol ABT

you like to see topicz on Dream Girl eh?

mmm I say we pool all the money we have and vote for a TA to get STALKED!

.

...

(joke damnit...joke!)

Some inside joke between you guys I don't know about?

Anyways, this service just reeeeks of inethical behavior objectively. I can see it's benefits for the high class guys who don't have a clue on how to woo weemen.

For 78 grand, I better be getting some FRIGGIN HOT ASS, the Mons of Venus, the Queen of Kama Sutra, The temptress of tantra, and lips that could suck that'll make my toes curl backwards and put Hoovers to shame! Anndd she MUST be a virgin!!

Sorry, I just found this ahahah too hilarious... Only in the U.S.A

KtP
u:[s] <-- All-natural, no artificial sugar

Posted by lMIlk on Jan-08-2002 01:48:

it says you're rich, good looking, work out and all that other stuff, then why the hell would you need that to get a girl?

Posted by Excite on Jan-08-2002 04:01:

That's badass, it reminds me of two movies. "There's Something About Mary" where Matt Dillon's character stalks Mary for another guy only to fall for her and "Groundhog Day" where the main character played by Bill Murray relives the same day February 2nd, over and over again. He uses this to his advantage to get the women of his dreams...mainly through these same stalker tactics.

I can so relate to these parts
"You won't meet her via the classifieds or a dating agency, because her kind don't go there. You can't just walk up to her and utter some silly pick-up line, because she'd rightly despise you if you did. Even if you do have the good fortune to meet her at a wedding or a business meeting, you'll be disappointed to find out that she's already with someone else. It would be useless anyway; guys are hitting on girls like her all the time."

Sometime I feel I'll never meet the women of my dreams. It's so hard to find a good women these days. You can't just go pick up a chick at a club. It's mostly dumb bitches that go to clubs/raves. Women are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped. LOL.

Posted by Rustang! on Jan-08-2002 05:49:

lmao......i just signed up to become an agent!

hahaahahaha!!! holy shit, i'm rolling on the floor giggling like a mother******! rofl!!!!!

Posted by Viceroy on Jan-08-2002 06:17:

This is very creepy....reminds me of the movie "The Game"

I wonder if this is really true?

Peace,
Steve

Posted by apri_peel on Jan-08-2002 07:02:

the shit is so surreal its almost real
gawd, not only they discriminate against women, but they also dont allow overweight, not so good looking, not wealthy, NOT FCKIN AVERAGE ppl use the service
sheesh, if i were a rich dude with everything, why the fck would i need such a service in the first place??

Posted by justin on Jan-08-2002 08:47:

i am really startin to hate you people for putting up tasteless/illegal/games/adult content that i am not fortunate enough to view. its bad enough im not even able to burn a cd let alone listen to a single song on this damn computer. damn it, i should just be happy that i do have accesss to a computer even though its filtered for sicko people. lol

Posted by SYNthSRI on Jan-08-2002 13:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Excite
That's badass, it reminds me of two movies. "There's Something About Mary" where Matt Dillon's character stalks Mary for another guy only to fall for her and "Groundhog Day" where the main character played by Bill Murray relives the same day February 2nd, over and over again. He uses this to his advantage to get the women of his dreams...mainly through these same stalker tactics.

I can so relate to these parts
"You won't meet her via the classifieds or a dating agency, because her kind don't go there. You can't just walk up to her and utter some silly pick-up line, because she'd rightly despise you if you did. Even if you do have the good fortune to meet her at a wedding or a business meeting, you'll be disappointed to find out that she's already with someone else. It would be useless anyway; guys are hitting on girls like her all the time."

Sometime I feel I'll never meet the women of my dreams. It's so hard to find a good women these days. You can't just go pick up a chick at a club. It's mostly dumb bitches that go to clubs/raves. Women are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped. LOL.

DING DING DING DING

100% agree with ya!

(on both the comparisons of the movies to this...as well as meeting sometone that's just "right")

[edit...has someTHING instead of someONE--freudian slip? -- nah just woke up!]

Posted by Phazon on Jan-08-2002 14:45:

Britney Spears tried to pull this stunt on me 2 years ago.

Posted by Gekhous on Jan-08-2002 15:43:

CLIENTS

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. This includes all females.

WHAHWAHWHAWHA!!!!

We will decline to work with those who, in our opinion, are lazy in terms of making themselves attractive to the opposite sex. This is to ensure a successful outcome of our mission.

WHAWHAWHAWHA!!!!

SUBJECTS

The subject must be female. Gay male subjects are not being considered at this time.

WHAWHAWHAWHA!!!!

Posted by SYNthSRI on Jan-08-2002 17:07:

LOL Gek

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Jan-08-2002 17:14:

quote:
Originally posted by ABTsportsline

LoL, so did i. That's why i read the thread.

-ABT-

me three!!

heheheh
....

yeah.. but lets make another thread about dream grl... it's more entertaining...lolololol...
now that i finally got rid of stupid a$$... tyby!

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by Haak on Jan-09-2002 21:33:

Did you people read the FAQ? Hahaha

quote:

Q.
What qualifies you to investigate people and stage coincidences?
A.
Extensive experience in law enforcement, including undercover work.

Are these guys cops gone bad?

quote:

Q.
Isn't what you do illegal?
A.
No. Gathering information about other people is a constitutionally guaranteed freedom. The means of doing so may of course be illegal, but the law is somewhat vague as to where legality ends and outright criminality takes over.

In fact, there is a large grey area between what is definitely criminal and what can be classified as ordinary everyday activity. For example, photographing a neighbor's window from your lawn is perfectly legal. Using a powerful zoom lens to photograph the inside of your neighbor's bedroom may be questionable, but it's still legal. Breaking and entering to photograph your neighbor in bed is illegal. But one doesn't have to break and enter to gain admittance to a bedroom.

In any case, it's not you the client but us, the agents and management at Coincidence Design, who face the music (in terms of being booked and standing trial) when there is a legal problem.

And did you read this?:
As industry initiators, we are in a strong position to capitalize on our domination of this market -- a robustly growing market, if our experience is anything to go by.

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-09-2002 21:55:

creeeepy. they present it so.. calmly.

Posted by ABTsportsline on Jan-09-2002 23:05:

i am going to use that service to locate & seduce harley!

-ABT-