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Posted by Ygrene on Dec-16-2005 18:52:

I Need Help, SRSLY.

My wife made a batch of crisped chocolate (like Nestle crunch) yesterday and she took half of it to work. The other half has been slowly but steadily eaten by me as the day has progressed.

I feel like Cameron at the end of Ferris Bueller's Day Off because, I'm going to have to take the heat for this but, I don't know if I can handle it.

What should I do? Blame the cats? God I'm scared.

p.s. - I'm already in trouble because I ate most of the chocolate covered pretzels as well.

Posted by l�cid on Dec-16-2005 18:53:

poop the chocolate on your wife.

Posted by jonSun on Dec-16-2005 18:54:

When she gets home say, Bitch make me some more!!!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-16-2005 18:54:

Fuck her while she's sleeping.

Posted by medinaM5 on Dec-16-2005 18:54:

find the recipe, and make more

Posted by Moongoose on Dec-16-2005 18:56:

Your screwed. No nookie for you for at least a month.

Posted by FallingMoon on Dec-16-2005 18:56:

Buy more cookies & pretend those were the ones she made.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Dec-16-2005 18:56:

You have a wife?

Posted by RapidFire on Dec-16-2005 18:57:

heres what you do:

1) you wrap the rest of the cookies in a cloth and place them in a nice box
2) you put duct tape over the box so as to make sure the cookies dont fall out at any point
3) you fed ex the cookies to this adress: 126 Bellamy R.D North
4) I eat your cookies
5) problem solved.

edit: or you can blame it on Chuck Norris. but that has its consequences..................roundhouse consequences

Posted by UWM on Dec-16-2005 18:58:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
poop the chocolate on your wife.

For some reason I really LOL'd.

Posted by stren on Dec-16-2005 18:59:

pretend you're dead, that sould distract her

Posted by l�cid on Dec-16-2005 18:59:

haha ok srsly... tell her it was just soooo delicious and that you couldn't stop yourself. tell her what an amazing chocolate-maker she is. tell her how beautiful her hair looks when she gets home. maybe if you compliment her enough she'll forget about what a pig you are.

Posted by bas on Dec-16-2005 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
You have a wife?

yeah and I have some rather saucy information about Ygrene. Real name, funny habits, Chuck Norris beard etc...which of course I can never disclose.

Hmm...Ygrene I say you just take the cookies and run away. Don't ever go back! Any wife that gets mad at you for eating cookies is no wife at all, but a demon!

Posted by RJT on Dec-16-2005 19:01:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
poop the chocolate on your wife.

I think I lol'd extra hard at that just because it's the kind of response I wouldn't expect from you in a million years... nicely played.

Posted by Slylee on Dec-16-2005 19:02:

make some more u retard.

Posted by l�cid on Dec-16-2005 19:05:

Re: I Need Help, SRSLY.

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
My wife made a batch of crisped chocolate (like Nestle crunch)

wait, i know... replace it with some Nestle Crunch, but make sure you melt the 'Nestle' logo off of it first.

Posted by kadomony on Dec-16-2005 19:07:

beetles are crunchy...i leave the rest up to you.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-16-2005 19:08:

It looks like this might be the easiest solution. There is half a bag of choclate chips left and plenty of Rice Krispies. Just throw it into the ol' microwave, right?

Although I do like Stren's idea of playing dead.

Posted by medinaM5 on Dec-16-2005 19:13:

flee the scene...leave a note saying your having a rough day, and the only solution was eating the crisped chocolate, and now ur out smoking cigs with ur other friend, pretending to be black

Posted by kadomony on Dec-16-2005 19:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
It looks like this might be the easiest solution. There is half a bag of choclate chips left and plenty of Rice Krispies. Just throw it into the ol' microwave, right?

Although I do like Stren's idea of playing dead.

NO! BEETLES!

Posted by Floorfiller on Dec-16-2005 19:15:

call your mistress and tell her you need rice crispies STAT!

Posted by stren on Dec-16-2005 19:17:

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-16-2005 19:36:

blame him

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Dec-16-2005 20:45:

Melt EXLAX and make a new batch...then give her one and say they
"went bad or sum'thin"

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-16-2005 20:48:

Right now, I feel so sick from eating all the chocolate that i'm just going to print out 'DeerhaX' on a sheet of paper, put it in the dish and blame Boomer.

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