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What makes 100%?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, check out how far ass kissing will take you.....

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARD work and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top!!!!

Haha, what about being a D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D.. that's only taking me so far anth, do the math for me :/

what about P-U-M-P-I-N-G-U-P??

One could then conclude that the longer you sleep on the job. The more your putting in. Z-Z-Z gives 78%. yet Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z gives a whole 520%.

quote:

Originally posted by DaveBegic Haha, what about being a D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D.. that's only taking me so far anth, do the math for me :/

4+9+3+11+8+5+1+4 = 45%

quote:

Originally posted by Philby what about P-U-M-P-I-N-G-U-P??

16+21+13+16+9+14+7+21+16 = 133%

phw0ar! you need to be pumping up more often peepz.

The proof is in the pudding

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