Note: How To Tell If I'm Taking The Piss

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Posted by ak303 on Dec-18-2005 05:35:

Note: How To Tell If I'm Taking The Piss

Unless Otherwise Specified With Seriousness Tags e.g.

:Seriousness
I fucked your mom
:End Seriousness

Then i can be assumed to be taking the piss if i'm talking about:

what i WOULD do.
general views and philosophies
world poverty
cancer
... you get the idea, anything unimportant

Unless Otherwise Specified With Pissing Tags e.g.

:Pissing
You don't look fat in that dress
:End Pissing

I can be assumed to be serious if i'm talking about:

what i DID do.
relationships
drugs
... you get the idea, anything important

i hope this prevents any potential future misunderstandings

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-18-2005 05:36:

YES! I've always wanted to be the first person to do that

Posted by RJT on Dec-18-2005 05:36:

Is it just me or are ak303's posts hard for anyone else to follow?

I'm so confused right now...

Posted by Krypton on Dec-18-2005 05:39:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
Is it just me or are ak303's posts hard for anyone else to follow?

I'm so confused right now...

+

i dunno wtf any of it means.

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-18-2005 05:41:

yeah maybe if he posted in CORlish we would understand.

Posted by Krypton on Dec-18-2005 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by eRRaTiK
yeah maybe if he posted in CORlish we would understand.

reminds of that spongebob episode where they go to into the trench really deep. and the fishes down there spoke a different language. it was english but every other word they made fart sounds. and spongebob is trying to talk to one, and guy says, "i can (fart) understand (fart) your accent (FART)"

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-18-2005 05:48:

quote:
Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
reminds of that spongebob episode where they go to into the trench really deep. and the fishes down there spoke a different language. it was english but every other word they made fart sounds. and spongebob is trying to talk to one, and guy says, "i can (fart) understand (fart) your accent (FART)"

Good episode.

Spongebob ftw

Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-18-2005 05:54:

ur still a turd.

and turds are not as cool as shit.

Posted by ak303 on Dec-18-2005 06:00:

i've had serious mental issues over the last 2 hours... like not thinking about drugs and being in denial and all. Just comes on sometimes. It'll pass once i have another smoke.

Posted by SpecRadio on Dec-18-2005 06:02:

quote:
Originally posted by ak303
i've had serious mental issues over the last 2 hours... like not thinking about drugs and being in denial and all. Just comes on sometimes. It'll pass once i have another smoke.

Punch yourself in the neck repetivley.

Posted by UWM on Dec-18-2005 06:03:

quote:
Originally posted by ak303
i've had serious mental issues over the last 2 hours...

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Dec-18-2005 06:04:

This idea could work, we just write down what we are actually thinking the time we are making the comment. Eg:

[Im being sarcastic] This is a brilliantly great hot shit idea [End sacrasim]

or

[what a hot bitch] the answer is equad to the tangent of the detergent [oh yerr, right in the pooper!]

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Dec-18-2005 06:05:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM

Can you buy that somewhere?

Posted by Aiwendil on Dec-18-2005 06:07:

How to tell when i'm taking the piss:

When you feel a warm liquid hitting your face

Posted by AlphaStarred on Dec-18-2005 06:13:

thanks for the tip, Chip. Here are so more habitual tips:

Don't spit against the wind.
Don't stare at the sun.
Don't bet on dead horses.
Don't eat yellow snow.

Posted by ak303 on Dec-18-2005 06:13:

yea [why the hell's that knob not assigned to after-touch] that would be a great idea would bring much more [i really need Kontakt 2 i bet the knob wouldn't need to be re-assigned each damn time there] relavance to the forum conversation [fuck it] you'd actually get to [i wish i had breasts] know the people in this [not man breasts] forum much better [do i want them to know what i'm thinking?] might even result in world peace [oh what the hell am i saying how does that work!?] maybe it'll be more managable when i'm not a bit mental [hmm good call] and i guess some comments don't need to be put in [smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke aww shit my tea's cold] yea a full conscious flows would be pretty mental [damn right] but you could just put in the important bits [yea all dirty or wrong thoughts] ok that seems to be an improvement.

Posted by AlphaStarred on Dec-18-2005 06:15:

story of me life

Posted by Lepanto on Dec-18-2005 06:15:

get on an IM client, herb!

Posted by LiGHT78 on Dec-18-2005 06:29:

ak303 you successfully tripped the living hell out of a stoned bastard.

Posted by Krypton on Dec-18-2005 15:17:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
thanks for the tip, Chip. Here are so more habitual tips:

Don't spit against the wind.
Don't stare at the sun.
Don't bet on dead horses.
Don't eat yellow snow.

I lol'ed

Posted by FallingMoon on Dec-18-2005 17:02:

only in the CORe

Posted by nfekted on Dec-18-2005 17:25: