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-- Ghetto Spellin' Bee<----- want a good laugh.

Posted by MJM74 on Dec-20-2005 21:58:

Ghetto Spellin' Bee<----- want a good laugh.

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment ! - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, iraq you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonicword:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE

Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did! , but omelette dis one slide."

Posted by dj douglas on Dec-20-2005 23:04:

lol

Posted by Krypton on Dec-21-2005 00:00:

yea, those are good.

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-21-2005 00:05:

Posted by likittysplit on Dec-21-2005 01:23:

OHHH SHIT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dont be posting shit like this I have a weak bladder, bitch !!!!!

Posted by ghille on Dec-21-2005 22:16:

HappyHappy

that particular use of rectum is very clever, lol

Posted by stevieboy32808 on Dec-22-2005 00:10:

That's all I hear in my neighborhood. On top of that you can hear most of that slang on BET and MTV whenever they play rap videos.

Posted by Krypton on Dec-22-2005 00:46:

iz called the dialect of ebonics. some black universites/colleges actually have courses on ebonics.

Posted by ghille on Dec-22-2005 10:35:

Smiling Frog

what a crock, you get credits for using bad english..dumb

Posted by FallingMoon on Dec-22-2005 16:33:

thanks manny I needed that


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