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Posted by Refinnej on Dec-20-2005 22:02:

Newfie fingers

A joke that I couldn't stop laughing at. Thought I would share with the rest of you Newfie fingers

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he
accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in St. John's and when he
got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da
fingers and I'll see what I can do.
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?
Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2004! We's got microsurgery and
all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on
and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says ... (Are you ready for this?????)
Remember this is a Newfie .
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??"

Posted by LKD on Dec-20-2005 22:17:

that only gave me a small chuckle

cos duh..how CAN he pick em up wihtout any fingers

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Dec-20-2005 23:11:

The joke was funny, but what was the point of him being a Newfie?

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Dec-21-2005 00:00:

quote:
Originally posted by El Kay Dee
that only gave me a small chuckle

cos duh..how CAN he pick em up wihtout any fingers

+1

Someone please explain that to me.