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The I love work thread

Ahhh today my work sent out an email that we are mandated that we only are only to do a maximum of 2 hours in a 8 hour period for the next 2 weeks. The rest of the time must devoted to looking at websites, talking nonsense with co-workers, or playing football outside. Lastly they state that we are requried to leave an hour early everyday except for friday which they mandate that we work telepatchiclly from home, but still claim 8 hours work everyday.

fuck you.

"I wouldn't say i've been missing it Bob"

hahaha thats my work everyday. its awesome working for rich cokeheads who inherited daddies company and just want to party. everyone at my work is on meth and our bosses buy us things like jitz tables and other games for our lunch room. i come in when i want and leave when i please. whos gonna stop me/ muahahahahhahahahahahaha


i was 20 mins late for a meeting today cause i slept in (like i do everyday) and came in and high fived the boss and sat down like it was cool to be late

btw the big meeting was abt using too much toillete paper when ppl go to the washroom hahaha

i love where i work :P

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Originally posted by BTG fuck you.

+1

hah srsly though... that's awesome. is that like their Christmas present to the office? i wish we did shit like that at my office... we're always too busy for fun.

my work is really professional. i get bored out of my mind. its an office, i sit in a cubible, reviewing people's insurance coverage all day. i get no music, its just the sound of the air conditioner, people making phone calls, quiet talk, office noise. too too quiet. the only entertainment i get is basically the news and going on TA. but i have to keep TA minimized all the time, to make it look like im not just surfing the net and not working.

i'm self employed bitches.

work when i want. set my own pay, and mother fucking tax write off

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Originally posted by l�cid +1 hah srsly though... that's awesome. is that like their Christmas present to the office? i wish we did shit like that at my office... we're always too busy for fun.

hahaha.. no. we literally had 5 christmas parties already. There just really nothing to do. Since everybody is salary exempt, the only thing they can do is make us stay for most of the day. we MUST have 40 hours every week.

I only kinda like work, I get to dick around all day and no one cares...but SHIT it's boring. So far today i've been setting up this fat chick's computer, talking on TA, record shopping, talking to my girlfriend, and sending tracks to RJT.

But still, bored

the worst part about my work is that i'm one of the youngest, by about 20 yrs. I come in with my freshjive or similar shirts that say/show weird crap, have my wallpaper of technics, and stuff like that. Other have pictures of their kids/grandkids. Everybody is really cool though, the only bad thing is that the town i work in sucks. The only people around my age are students, but instructors can't hang around students, soooooo it's a boring life for the most part. But i like what i do so that's why i stay.

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Originally posted by Orbital32 hahaha.. no. we literally had 5 christmas parties already. There just really nothing to do. Since everybody is salary exempt, the only thing they can do is make us stay for most of the day. we MUST have 40 hours every week.

who do u work for, and what do u do?

I eat and tip everyday. heh, read above.

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Originally posted by dj_bas I only kinda like work, I get to dick around all day and no one cares...but SHIT it's boring. So far today i've been setting up this fat chick's computer, talking on TA, record shopping, talking to my girlfriend, and sending tracks to RJT. But still, bored

And not sending them to me.

Liar!

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Originally posted by Orbital32 the worst part about my work is that i'm one of the youngest, by about 20 yrs. I come in with my freshjive or similar shirts that say/show weird crap, have my wallpaper of technics, and stuff like that. Other have pictures of their kids/grandkids. Everybody is really cool though, the only bad thing is that the town i work in sucks. The only people around my age are students, but instructors can't hang around students, soooooo it's a boring life for the most part. But i like what i do so that's why i stay.

im in same predicament. youngest person in my office by about 20 years at least. and everyone smokes cigs, and have been for like 20 years, so its kind of gross hearing some of their voices. but they are nice. i just have cd covers as decoration in my little space, while they have their family, whatever.

Word, one of my accounts gave me a bottle of wine today!

my job sucks.

i have monkey work, which is scan the return item (i work at a futureshop/bestbuy warehouse/service center), then i check the serial number, then i print a sticker.

repeat that for 8 hours and call it a day :/

It's a pretty safe bet to say that I'm probably not only on the younger bracket of my floor but probably the most trendiest. Not to sound teh ghey or anything but I like wearing designer clothing and wear almost everyday to work and I know I always get looks from the other ladies/hotties I work with.

heh, i remember when i had a wallpaper from Sensation White on my monitor, and the president of my company came over to ask me to do something for him... so i minimize all the windows and he sees my wallpaper and is like "what's that all about?" so i explained it to him and he just said "it looks like a cult"

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Originally posted by l�cid heh, i remember when i had a wallpaper from Sensation White on my monitor, and the president of my company came over to ask me to do something for him... so i minimize all the windows and he sees my wallpaper and is like "what's that all about?" so i explained it to him and he just said "it looks like a cult"

It is a cult.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cult

5. a. Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.
b. The object of such devotion.

6. An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.

bahhh, ive got work in an hour. suuuucckss. at least i dont have to get up early or anything.

I'm working right now! Setting up bankruptcies and putting peoples cars up for reposession and taking cars to auctions and calling people and demandind money!

Fun!

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Originally posted by Mebot I'm working right now! Setting up bankruptcies and putting peoples cars up for reposession and taking cars to auctions and calling people and demandind money! Fun!

"Hello, this is Mebot. I'm calling in regards to the sum of $xxx which you owe. I'd like to make arrangements to collect this outstanding balance. Please call back at 555-595-6805. Again, my name is Mebot."

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Originally posted by Ygrene "Hello, this is Mebot. I'm calling in regards to the sum of $xxx which you owe. I'd like to make arrangements to collect this outstanding balance. Please call back at 555-595-6805. Again, my name is Mebot."

heh pretty much.

most of the times it's "Who the fuck are you, what the fuck do you want and why the fuck haven't you paid your debt?"

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy hahaha thats my work everyday. its awesome working for rich cokeheads who inherited daddies company and just want to party. everyone at my work is on meth and our bosses buy us things like jitz tables and other games for our lunch room. i come in when i want and leave when i please. whos gonna stop me/ muahahahahhahahahahahaha i was 20 mins late for a meeting today cause i slept in (like i do everyday) and came in and high fived the boss and sat down like it was cool to be late

where do you work?

edit: i have a pretty fun job but this week has been kind of a pain bc the other assistant left for italy and the prez is there as well so i'm the only one left to man the exec office- and while i do have things to do, it's a pain in the ass being chained to my desk (he hates it when the other assistant isn't there to pick up his calls and now that's me this week) normally, i just do shopping, travel arrangements and expense reports and more shopping.. it's great cuz i can chat online, go on TA, meebo, etc, whenever i want and no one says anything to me bc i work for the prez and he dont give a fugg..

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