21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

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Posted by NeoShaman on Dec-22-2005 15:06:

21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.

Posted by Slylee on Dec-22-2005 16:35:

gay... u are

Posted by Radagast on Dec-22-2005 16:37:

......and Thanksgiving.....and birthdays.....and and...

Posted by grooviebeats on Dec-22-2005 17:07:

did you think at all before posting this..

Posted by Jocker on Dec-22-2005 17:12:

this made me chuckle... good stuff!

Posted by r5a on Dec-22-2005 17:32:

Isn't that thanksgiving

Posted by Basstard on Dec-22-2005 17:45:

i bet if any1 other than a TiT posted this you would all be "OMG LOL that was soooo funny"

there would also be about 10 pages to this thread had it been a COR whore postin it

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Dec-22-2005 17:48:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
Isn't that thanksgiving

thats an American / Canadian thing, for a lot of the rest of us, it's traditional to have Turkey for Xmas dinner

Posted by Jocker on Dec-22-2005 17:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Basstard
i bet if any1 other than a TiT posted this you would all be "OMG LOL that was soooo funny"

there would also be about 10 pages to this thread had it been a COR whore postin it

of course...

Posted by Floorfiller on Dec-22-2005 18:01:

i don't know about the rest of you, but i can get away with saying any of those any day of the week!

Posted by Radagast on Dec-22-2005 18:03:

I thought tying the legs together keeps it from running away?

Posted by Cloudburst on Dec-22-2005 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo
thats an American / Canadian thing, for a lot of the rest of us, it's traditional to have Turkey for Xmas dinner

We have a pig in Sweden for christmas dinner.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Dec-22-2005 20:10:

don we now our gay apparel?

Posted by chojin on Dec-22-2005 21:05:

just got this in a chain mail.

wasnt funny the first time, isnt now

Posted by DJ Double Threat on Dec-22-2005 21:10:

I laughed at all 21! LOL nice

Rich

Posted by Marc Summers on Dec-22-2005 21:19:

I have a guido christmas... Ham and other stuff to eat, that is stupid as hell, I hate ham.

It's ten times worse because of my guido family.