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Posted by Anonymous X on Dec-27-2005 23:34:

The official (DUMB) test!

Below you'll find the official Dumb Test.
Use this checklist to determine if you're dumb.

__ 1. You're in 5th grade and you still spell "cat"..."kat".
__ 2. You're in 4th grade and you're being tutored by a 1st grader.
__ 3. You pronounce Virginia as Vagina.
__ 4. Your favorite sport is pocketball.
__ 5. You think the skid marks in your underwear were caused by a racing car.
__ 6. You thought the F on all your tests stood for Fantastic.
__ 7. You always crap on yourself to avoid taking math tests.
__ 8. You repeated kindergarten 3 or more times.
__ 9. You belong to a cult that worships a head of lettuce.
__ 10. In school you always sit next to an Asian student...so you can copy.

Here's the scoring rubric:

1 check = Not dumb.
2 checks = Kinda dumb.
3 checks = dumb
4 checks = Really dumb
5 checks = Holy crap!...You're a freakin' idiot!

Posted by josh4 on Dec-28-2005 05:32:

awww did you make this up yourself? how cute

Posted by fastmp3 on Dec-28-2005 05:41:

i hate to agree with this josh4 retard, but he's right this time

Posted by josh4 on Dec-28-2005 06:37:

i was wrong once.... actually no i think it turned out to be a difference of opinion

Posted by Yan on Dec-28-2005 07:17:

This is pretty lame, n00b.

Posted by chillsonic on Dec-28-2005 07:49:

Not good enough, F--

(no, not fantastic.)

Posted by kanadianiceman on Dec-29-2005 03:18:

Re: The official (DUMB) test!

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous X

__ 10. In school you always sit next to an Asian student...so you can copy.

sait is ALL asians, and man they dont speak english

Posted by TranceFusion on Dec-29-2005 06:03:

tranceaddict in training

*Sigh*

:TF:

Posted by Nayil on Dec-29-2005 08:16:

i like kats

Posted by qiushiming on Dec-29-2005 11:44:

Re: Re: The official (DUMB) test!

quote:
Originally posted by kanadianiceman
sait is ALL asians, and man they dont speak english

bet i can speak english better than you asshole

Posted by Twoces on Dec-30-2005 02:51:

Re: Re: Re: The official (DUMB) test!

quote:
Originally posted by qiushiming
bet i can speak english better than you asshole

If you can speak two languages you're more fluent than most Americans anyway...