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Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-07-2006 07:52:

So i was horny at the bar...

ok so i went to campus bar yesterday.. and i was trying to pick up some girls,, you know get to know them and their personalities yaddyadyada

so i accidently turn around and elbow this girl in teh face.

I turn around and notice she is really hot. So i am like "ohhhhhh im so sorry, i really didnt mean it."

and she was very upset. so i was like "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ok let me buy you a drink"

so we went to the bar. And it was a bit of a lineup to get drinks. I am thinking to myself this is whats giong to happen. Shes going to make me buy her a drink.. then shes going to vamous.

So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that.

So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face.

Posted by StanVoid on Jan-07-2006 07:54:

hey, props to you for being persistent at least y'know?

Posted by eRRaTiK on Jan-07-2006 08:28:

Re: So i was horny at the bar...

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face.

hahaha love it Karim.

eat that skanky hoe! pizzwned!

Posted by Omega_Blue on Jan-07-2006 08:42:

Re: So i was horny at the bar...

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
ok so i went to campus bar yesterday.. and i was trying to pick up some girls,, you know get to know them and their personalities yaddyadyada

so i accidently turn around and elbow this girl in teh face.

I turn around and notice she is really hot. So i am like "ohhhhhh im so sorry, i really didnt mean it."

and she was very upset. so i was like "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ok let me buy you a drink"

so we went to the bar. And it was a bit of a lineup to get drinks. I am thinking to myself this is whats giong to happen. Shes going to make me buy her a drink.. then shes going to vamous.

So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that.

So the moral of this story is that she deserved to get elbowed in teh face.

that's a great pick-up maneuver.. next time i wanna hit on a chick at the bar i'll punch her in the face in your name

Posted by fitom tiel on Jan-07-2006 08:45:

why don't you just crash a funeral already

Posted by eFeKz on Jan-07-2006 08:45:

Nice try man, +1 on the persistency. perhaps their was a problem with ur face? most girls dig that shit, or maybe she was a lez! who knows!

Posted by Radagast on Jan-07-2006 08:46:

Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed.

These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja.

Posted by aria_clubber on Jan-07-2006 08:47:

hahaha awesome funny story man hhahaah
and ur right she deserved and elbow on her face hahaha

Posted by eFeKz on Jan-07-2006 08:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Radagast
Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed.

These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja.

LMFAO

Posted by chojin on Jan-07-2006 09:25:

damn, at least you tried i guess.

but maybe you shoulda stopped with the stupid chat lines after the first time and tried just talking to the poor girl?

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jan-07-2006 10:02:

what a bitch.

and Karim.. ur always horny

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jan-07-2006 10:23:

Posted by Abhay on Jan-07-2006 11:34:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
dude she wants you

next time you see her keep saying stuff to offend her

Posted by Abhay on Jan-07-2006 11:39:

Re: So i was horny at the bar...

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit

So i am talking to her.. and asking her where does it hurt. And she shows me. And i ask her if i can kiss it better? and shes like no. So we got into a bit of an argument and then she said she could buy her onw drink. So i was like OK fine. and she was like "oh your not going to buy me a drink?" and i was like "oh your not going to make out with me?" and she was like NO and i was like no. So she left and i didnt see her till later in the night. i ran into her outside the bar. I appologized to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said no.. i told her fine, your loss. And that was that.

Just like James Bond.

Posted by Plastick on Jan-07-2006 13:02:

LOL! Nice ending to the story man.

Posted by James Bond on Jan-07-2006 13:15:

Re: Re: So i was horny at the bar...

quote:
Originally posted by Abhay
Just like James Bond.

But Americans impress me more and more everytime they say they`re going to hit it. I had never used my elbow before.

Posted by Saka on Jan-07-2006 14:50:

I LOL'd when I read that, nice one.

I went to a bar last night,and this lass bumped into me and knocked my drink,she said sorry and we started talking,and she said I looked like someone(someone off I'm a celebrity get me outta here...I dunno,dennis someone or something) and I said "oh thanks, he hot?" and she as like "no" and I was like, "oh so you calling me ugly? thanks" and she was like "no no no,I didn't mean it like that" being all apologetic and that crap,then I noticed that even through my beergoggles she was a minger,so I turned my back on her and eyed up some chick cross the bar.

Not much of a story,but that was my night out.

Posted by Abhay on Jan-07-2006 14:55:

Re: Re: Re: So i was horny at the bar...

quote:
Originally posted by James Bond
But Americans impress me more and more everytime they say they`re going to hit it. I had never used my elbow before.

wtf?????!!!

Posted by eRRaTiK on Jan-07-2006 14:56:

quote:
Originally posted by sakabatou
even through my beergoggles she was a minger,so I turned my back on her and eyed up some chick cross the bar.

dude that was an opportunity and a half!

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-07-2006 14:58:

i believe the moral of the story is:

1. elbowing girl in the face isn't a good way to pick her up.

2. dont try to hit on girls out of your league.

3. girls don't like guys dry humping their leg at the bar.

4. pwned

Posted by Saka on Jan-07-2006 15:00:

quote:
Originally posted by eRRaTiK
dude that was an opportunity and a half!

When she was talking to the back of my head I heard she said she was married, no, wait, my mate was still facing her way and heard her say she was married.

Posted by Ygrene on Jan-07-2006 15:25:

I elbowed a girl in the face once and I didn't even realize it. I was at a club/bar and I was dancing like it was my job, having a great time. I look over at this girl and she is just giving me the glare of death, which I interpreted as her watching me thinking "Man, this guy's dancing like it's his job.". I was, as you could say 'feeling it', and had no idea what was going on so I gave her a huge smile. At that point, she pointed to her face and grabbed my elbow, real pissy. Since I was rolling, when this information came to light I laughed right in her face, not because I was being mean but, just because ANYTHING would have made me laugh at that moment. SHE GETS SUPER PISSED. And then her friend steps forward and says "Hey didn't we go to highschool together?" And sure enough we did. So we start gabbing like two of the oldest friends ever and elbow-faced girl has to just sit there and take it, fuming.

Elbowned.

Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-07-2006 15:42:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
dude she wants you

next time you see her keep saying stuff to offend her

yeah she's one of those wierd ones that like to be talked dirty to, and she wants you to shit on her chest.

Posted by Saka on Jan-07-2006 15:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
yeah she's one of those wierd ones that like to be talked dirty to, and she wants you to shit on her chest.

Can't go wrong their,she's also in a great position to whipe your ass too.

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-07-2006 17:35:

I prefer puking on them. but you should have followed it up with a knee to the stomach.

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