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Posted by igottaknow on Jan-18-2006 16:25:

Bush Visits Methodist Church

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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a Methodist Church
outside Washington, D.C. A member of Bush's staff made a visit to the
Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity
among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and
the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if
during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The
Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."

Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug. As the service
progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is petty, a
self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a
low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had
the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing
before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country
for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the
worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known, but compared
to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."

Posted by Shakka on Jan-18-2006 16:50:

buh dum-pum

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-19-2006 03:19:

just trying to lighten the mood in the pdd

Posted by Sunsnail on Jan-19-2006 03:55:

hahahaha

Posted by Lepanto on Jan-19-2006 04:42:

...hmmmmmmm.

Posted by shaolin_Z on Jan-19-2006 04:55:

Hahahahahahahaha. I especially love this part:

quote:

...but compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."

I love this dude.

Posted by weymouth on Jan-19-2006 16:11:

Methodists have saints?

Posted by JM on Jan-22-2006 11:50:

what's a methodist?

sounds like a drug user to me...

>JM<

Posted by h0tsweetbabyd0l on Jan-24-2006 20:32: