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Bush Visits Methodist Church
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| President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a Methodist Church outside Washington, D.C. A member of Bush's staff made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint." The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it." Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug. As the service progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known, but compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint." |
buh dum-pum
just trying to lighten the mood in the pdd 
hahahaha
...hmmmmmmm.
Hahahahahahahaha. I especially love this part:
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...but compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint." |
I love this dude.
Methodists have saints?
what's a methodist?
sounds like a drug user to me...
>JM<

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