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Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jan-21-2006 01:41:

Dumb Laws

Here are just a few from the United States, home of the dumb laws.

1. In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.

2. In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

3. In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

4. According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college.

5. In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.

6. In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.

7. In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!)

8. In Ocean City New York, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.

9. An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples

Posted by tribu on Jan-21-2006 01:45:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Here are just a few from the United States, home of the dumb laws.

4. According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college.

though yes,USA has some inane laws on the books. I think, to pass a new law, you should have to eliminate an old one

Posted by Boomer187 on Jan-21-2006 01:59:

yea there has been a huge list like this circulating the forward circles for forever.

detroit had one where a husband cannot swear at his wife on sunday

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jan-21-2006 02:40:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
9. An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples

I think this law should be passed in all countries

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-21-2006 02:48:

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1. In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
Prevents animal cruelty.
2. In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Prevents wasting water.

3. In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
Prevents uglyness and frenchness.

4. According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college.
Prevents stupid doctors/lwayers, like america has.

5. In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.
Prevents failure of style.

6. In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.
A "kettle" of "nice" soup has to be "brewing"? straighten this shit out.

7. In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!)
Prevnts cold sores.

8. In Ocean City New York, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
Prevents ugly again.

9. An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples
This is fucking hot, and awesome.

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-21-2006 02:49:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Here are just a few from the United States, home of the dumb laws.

Since when is china part of america
?

Posted by aquila on Jan-21-2006 02:50:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I think this law should be passed in all countries

+1

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jan-21-2006 02:52:

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Originally posted by beats and beeps
Since when is china part of america
?

Yeah Yeah Yeah....okay....i added that one in there just to see how smart the americans are.

Posted by jonSun on Jan-21-2006 02:53:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced

9. An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples

Im gonna bust that out next time I take a bitch on a date.

Posted by XoxidE on Jan-21-2006 02:56:

oh yeah, like anyone follows the laws...

Posted by tribu on Jan-21-2006 07:36:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Yeah Yeah Yeah....okay....i added that one in there just to see how smart the americans are.

I won! I won! I beat the smart kids.