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The Random Thread II

The sun did not shine
It was too wet to play
so we sat in the house
all that cold, cold wet day.
I thought random threads were banned because they are essentially a way of increasing post counts.
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| Originally posted by sykadelik I thought random threads were banned because they are essentially a way of increasing post counts. |
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| Originally posted by sykadelik I thought random threads were banned because they are essentially a way of increasing post counts. |
How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One dirty stinkin' ape to change the lightbulb, and two other dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other.
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal...
I sometimes wish I'd been blessed with multiple arms and legs.
Peter: This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
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Originally posted by Fundamental Lois: Peter,why are we stopped? Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers... Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby! Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... |
saw that the other night 
*inserts customary random running dog*
How clever. Since Ste is awol, nobody will close this.
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| Originally posted by Sand Leaper How clever. Since Ste is awol, nobody will close this. |
...but wont.

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.
fancy a jellyfish
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| Originally posted by TidyAL fancy a jellyfish |
By 10:48am I've eaten 1563 worth of calories. That's 62.52% of my recommended daily intake.
This week I will be mostly eating...
Pine cones.
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| Originally posted by Coup i could. |

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Originally posted by Readmylips |
Chuck Norris ftw.

hahahaha! whos spottin the rabbit!
dont u just hate it when your about to have dinner, go to the drawer for the knives and forks, you sit down and eat and realise you picked up 2 knives ![]()

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