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Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jan-25-2006 21:24:

how to charm Hilary Duff

My friend tells me that Hilary Duff is going to be in town next week for some sort of promotional event. Has anyone had experience on charming a celebrity? I feel kind of awkward if we went out and I make less money than her.
is she still going out with Aaron Carter? I don't want to make a move and then Aaron Carter knocking me out
i'm going to bring my younger sister to get her Duff poster signed. Maybe she'll think I'm a family man

Posted by l�cid on Jan-25-2006 21:25:

give her something that she doesn't already have.

money & drugs are out of the question... maybe try STDs?

Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-25-2006 21:30:

Re: how to charm Hilary Duff

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
My friend tells me that Hilary Duff is going to be in town next week for some sort of promotional event. Has anyone had experience on charming a celebrity? I feel kind of awkward if we went out and I make less money than her.
is she still going out with Aaron Carter? I don't want to make a move and then Aaron Carter knocking me out
i'm going to bring my younger sister to get her Duff poster signed. Maybe she'll think I'm a family man

Your going to get owned, you'll be lucky if she acknowledges you.

Just tell her that you have a nice dinner set up for her. Make sure her PR agents aren't around, because they don't let her eat.

Posted by ivanbee on Jan-25-2006 21:31:

she's into coke. fo' real yo!

Posted by Slylee on Jan-25-2006 21:32:

just walk up to her and give her the wink and the gun and say, "u...me...tonight...dinner at mcdonalds at 7. don't be late."

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-25-2006 21:39:

go to www.kohls.com and pick out some sexy outfit. she'll like that you shop at the same store as her. then rent a wheelchair for your lil' sister to ride in for the autograph...she'll take more notice. then tell her that you just brought lil' sophie to get your autograph because she's her number one fan. tell her you volunteer at a local orphange and you're lil' sophie's "big brother". then tell her that it would be wonderful if she could go out to dinner with you and your sister because she has 4 months to live because the cancer is spreading to the brain. if for some reason she doesn't go out to dinner with you guys plan to have your little sister start crying and yelling about how hilary punched her...

Posted by kadomony on Jan-25-2006 21:44:

[]Something Soft
[]Something that Shimmers

ff7 ^_^

Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-25-2006 21:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
go to www.kohls.com and pick out some sexy outfit. she'll like that you shop at the same store as her. then rent a wheelchair for your lil' sister to ride in for the autograph...she'll take more notice. then tell her that you just brought lil' sophie to get your autograph because she's her number one fan. tell her you volunteer at a local orphange and you're lil' sophie's "big brother". then tell her that it would be wonderful if she could go out to dinner with you and your sister because she has 4 months to live because the cancer is spreading to the brain. if for some reason she doesn't go out to dinner with you guys plan to have your little sister start crying and yelling about how hilary punched her...

Good, good plan

And make sure that you are patient, make the person in the wheelchair act nasty, and always be nice to the person, no matter what.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-25-2006 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
[]Something Soft
[]Something that Shimmers

ff7 ^_^

whoa...that was, uh,.... ....unexpected.

Posted by jonSun on Jan-25-2006 21:53:

Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body.

Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-25-2006 21:56:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body.

Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

o....m.....g...

Posted by bas on Jan-25-2006 22:04:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body.

Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

And you get rid of Duff...2 for 1!

Posted by Ted Promo on Jan-25-2006 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body.

Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

unbridled suprise attack rape seems possible.

Posted by XoxidE on Jan-25-2006 22:39:

Hilary is hot! and i love her new song!

Posted by Yan on Jan-25-2006 22:50:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
[]Something Soft
[]Something that Shimmers

ff7 ^_^

LMFAO.

+1.

That was really good, actually.

Hopefully SuspicionVandit'll get to spend the night with the Don.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jan-25-2006 22:53:

stalking for hours on end will help improve the chances of 'bumping' into her. "OOooops! Did I accidently fall into your vagina?"

Posted by flavdave on Jan-26-2006 02:17:

Re: how to charm Hilary Duff

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
My friend tells me that Hilary Duff is going to be in town next week for some sort of promotional event. Has anyone had experience on charming a celebrity? I feel kind of awkward if we went out and I make less money than her.
is she still going out with Aaron Carter? I don't want to make a move and then Aaron Carter knocking me out
i'm going to bring my younger sister to get her Duff poster signed. Maybe she'll think I'm a family man

She's been boning the guy from Good Charlotte for a while now, probably before she was 18.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-26-2006 02:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Shoot her in the head & fuck her dead body.

Thats the only way your gettin any from Duff.

So necrofelia is up there with emo...jolly good show.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jan-26-2006 05:35:

do you think she'd be down for a dp? me, duff and mr. charlotte

Posted by stevieboy32808 on Jan-26-2006 05:39:

Show her Tiesto, she'll cringe

Posted by LiGHT78 on Jan-26-2006 06:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Demoted
unbridled suprise attack rape seems possible.

I LOL'd

Demoted for COR Whore 2007!

Posted by idoru on Jan-26-2006 06:12:

You wanna hit that?

Posted by bobba lou on Jan-26-2006 06:18:

dont acknowledge who she is til later in the meeting. And when u do tell her she is not as cute as the other lil chic that is her competition. it will work

Posted by sensorium on Jan-26-2006 06:42:

Re: how to charm Hilary Duff

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
My friend tells me that Hilary Duff is going to be in town next week for some sort of promotional event. Has anyone had experience on charming a celebrity? I feel kind of awkward if we went out and I make less money than her.
is she still going out with Aaron Carter? I don't want to make a move and then Aaron Carter knocking me out
i'm going to bring my younger sister to get her Duff poster signed. Maybe she'll think I'm a family man

Whatever you do, do not embarass your sister. She'd hate you forever. Just go with her and keep your mouth closed to avoid any drooling.

Posted by Yan on Jan-26-2006 06:45:

Bring your little sister.

As you're walk away hurredly, drop teh letter near Hillary Duff.

Then just head over to McDonalds and wait.

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