threasa wants to have a little monkey run around her house jerking off . .


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-- threasa wants to have a little monkey run around her house jerking off . .

Posted by enferno on Feb-05-2006 06:17:

threasa wants to have a little monkey run around her house jerking off . .

in regaurds to owning a pet monkey. . .

Ad Infinitum says:
or they will turn to self mutilation
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or masturbation
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which would suck to have a lil monkey runnin around the house
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ha
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
haha i think i would like it
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
it would be cute

Posted by fitom tiel on Feb-05-2006 06:20:

well she didn't strictly state she wanted the little monkey going around her house jerking off, but close

Posted by RandomGirl on Feb-05-2006 06:21:

OMG!!!

Posted by enferno on Feb-05-2006 06:22:

Ad Infinitum says:
i've always wanted a pet monkey
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like a marmoset
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they are like, 7 inches full grown
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but are monkeys!!
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
me too
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pain in the ass to take care of though, from what i've researched
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
yea, and hard to take anywhere
Ad Infinitum says:
they are prety uch like a girly on PMS times 10 haha
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but like
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in a 4 year old
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ha
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
....*glares at you*
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
lol
Ad Infinitum says:
need constant attention
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etc.
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
haha
Ad Infinitum says:
or they will turn to self mutilation
Ad Infinitum says:
or masturbation
Ad Infinitum says:
which would suck to have a lil monkey runnin around the house
Ad Infinitum says:
ha
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
haha i think i would like it
Theresa - Holy Guacomole!!! 2 weeks until Cancun! says:
it would be cute

Posted by RandomGirl on Feb-05-2006 06:22:

quote:
Originally posted by fitom tiel
well she didn't strictly state she wanted the little monkey going around her house jerking off, but close

EXACTLY@!!

That was the way it was meant... LOL!

It is funny though.

Posted by Palladium on Feb-05-2006 06:25:

going to cancun...?? dont dowiiit!!

come to acapulco

Posted by wizniz on Feb-05-2006 06:28:

parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ty

so sleepy

Posted by RandomGirl on Feb-05-2006 06:32:

Yea, Cancun from Feb. 19th till the 26th. OMG I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!

And trust me, I will massive whore pics when I get back.

Posted by wizniz on Feb-05-2006 06:32:

fuck!@o fenapofienapfneawpfneiowaunfewf

!

Posted by enferno on Feb-05-2006 06:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
for the love of god stop posting MSN convos they are a pain in the ass to read.

at least bold your names or something...

awww . .poor wittewl nouey wooey

Posted by wizniz on Feb-05-2006 06:35:

TEH PRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNZZZORRZ! hahahaaaaaa gotcha bitches!

mkay?

i refuseeeeee to submitt otlseleeeeeeeeep! nooooooooooooooo restinnggg!

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Feb-05-2006 07:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
Fine, here, use this n00b. http://www.cyberia.fm/msnbold/

i get an F when it comes to QA testing, but right there on the block when i was testing your software, it outputted the wrong crap. i k33d ...

good for the n00bs and lazy people .

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Feb-05-2006 07:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
lol well it will break easy...

PHP:

hahah, if you know any regex you probably could get it to barf in a second.

Oh wow, it wont show the inserted [ b] tags... had to put spaces in...

good to me .

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Feb-05-2006 08:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
fixed it, just was to lazy make sure says: is the very end of the search and that nothing follows...

anyways if you wanna see something fucked up, i have to put this at the top of EVERY foreach loop because PHP is totally fucking fucked on my www.cyberia.fm server...

PHP:

face it nou .
java > perl.

kidding .....
i did the same thing with Javascript, but i found it easier with the String.indexOf(String) function . but hmph ... we both have our differences in languages ,,,, i say poe-tah-toes .. u say poe-tay-toes ....

Posted by Trance Nutter on Feb-05-2006 08:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
OMG!!!

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Posted by LeopoldStotch on Feb-05-2006 08:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Nou
Im thinking about taking an introductry to Java class this spring, but I think it might be a waste since it probably focuses on programing basics and not anything I don't already know.

I could have done this in JS though you're right... but I was too lazy.

Easier to toss a shitty form on 14 lines of PHP.

But according to /. .Net and C# are big in demand and Java isnt too far off from C# so I guess I should learn it...

to tell you the truth the "big players" (big businesses , markets, etc ) are looking for people who can "object orient" their coding and engineer a fine case structure (for Qa, bugging and debugging stuff, etc ..) . forget vb of course. most companies are looking for programmers that can code c# or java . java of course is like C#. what i like about java is how easy it is to code something that could be so difficult in C# . i found some instances of c# where 100 lines of code can be cut to about 20 lines of java code, because fortunately , sun has made it easier for us programmers to build apps easily .

however, since the whole business world is so strapped on win applications on the desktop , probably building your c# skills would be a better choice .

and the intro to java course is a waste of time . but take it, and you don't even need to go to class. just show up for assignment hand ins and exams . i will say the farthest you will go in the java class is learning how to catch and build your own exceptions ... hopefully .

Posted by Vlad on Feb-05-2006 08:55:

I might not be a monkey, but Id be cool with running around Theresa's room naked fondling myself.

giggidy giggidy.

Posted by DarkAngel on Feb-05-2006 13:06:

Total WTFBBQ.