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Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-05-2006 15:42:

Nude beaches

Who goes to nude beaches?

I would have no problem.

But what would happen, if you are sun bathing, and you are on your stomach, getting you backside tanned, and your junk starts rubbing against the beach towel. You roll over to get your front side tanned, and you realize you have a mega huge boner throbbing like a mofo? What would YOU do?

Any advice would be great for everyone who wants to go to a nude beach

Posted by BOOsTER on Feb-05-2006 15:48:

oh I misread it ... thought of nude bitches...I guess I can leave this topic now...

eh :-/

* disapointed

Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-05-2006 17:05:

quote:
Originally posted by BOOsTER
oh I misread it ... thought of nude bitches...I guess I can leave this topic now...

eh :-/

* disapointed

lol

Posted by mellow_head on Feb-05-2006 17:15:

Dickslap a few, if they get annoyed, start humping...works like a charm.

Posted by Tiger777 on Feb-05-2006 17:43:

quote:
Originally posted by BOOsTER
oh I misread it ... thought of nude bitches...I guess I can leave this topic now...

So did I

Look around for old people, then you can turn around...

Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-05-2006 18:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Tiger777
So did I

Look around for old people, then you can turn around...

That would work, seeing saggy... well... saggy EVERYTHING

Posted by Sunsnail on Feb-05-2006 18:00:

Re: Nude beaches

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
Who goes to nude beaches?

I would have no problem.

But what would happen, if you are sun bathing, and you are on your stomach, getting you backside tanned, and your junk starts rubbing against the beach towel. You roll over to get your front side tanned, and you realize you have a mega huge boner throbbing like a mofo? What would YOU do?

Any advice would be great for everyone who wants to go to a nude beach

I would probably just chuckle a little bit and go back to sleep.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-05-2006 20:17:

statistically, the average guy gets 4 beach boners a day.

Though that average would be a hell of a lot higher if there wasn't so many old grampas getting Mr Wrinkly-flop out on the beach.

Posted by jonSun on Feb-05-2006 20:27:

If your dong gets long, just flaunt it. Maybe youll get lucky.

Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-05-2006 20:30:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
If your dong gets long, just flaunt it. Maybe youll get lucky.

Haha, that would be so sweet.

I was thinking, stay on your stomach, and put it in the sand.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-05-2006 20:42:

make a sand castle & turn it into a spread eagle babe, then hump it

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Feb-05-2006 20:48:

and if you were a female and started bleeding

Posted by Walouf on Feb-05-2006 21:40:

European beaches FTW

Posted by Basstard on Feb-05-2006 23:54:

dig a hole like in Kevin & Perry