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Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
hope it hasn't been posted before.
http://www.adequacy.org/?op=display...12/2/42056/2147
LOL!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Omg... jeez!
I think I just became a hacker...
whaha lol great one 
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". hahahahahaha
btw... wtf is up with all those links?
It actually reflects how many conservative Americans think. Unfortunately it's not a joke 
Carrying glowsticks, lol, what a terrible influence
Holy!!!!!! aaaahhhhhhh!!
LMAO! Dude, at first I was like, "Are you kidding?"
Then I read the rest and was dying laughing. AMD made in third world counrtries, AOL is the best ISP, oh crap, the best was telnet and using no phones! hahaha 
Nice site man.
Payce
". Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface."
yep, just take your scisors and carefully cut the unneeded part out...
"Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. "
Um....yea, u play Quake to train in fireamrs! Is this guy for real?
"They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks"
MY school is full of rave...umm...i mean HACKERS then....
If this guy is for real, i can't say much except that he needs help, BADLY. To be so close mind....i never even seen a person like that...
hahahah
nice one!!
yeah, i don't get it. is this a joke? how can anyone be that ignorant?
funny, but in an ironic way. 
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Wow, I feel bad for the autor's son......I'd kill myself if i had such an Ignorant asshole of a father.
OMG, that is so sad... looks like that guy is less mature than his kids...
lol, "hacker-friendly isp"??? hehe, i'm a cheap bastard, using a free local dial-up number 
hahahahahaha, the AMD thing is hillarious!!! intel puts anti-hacking security features on their chips??? LMAO!!!
"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites" LOL!!!! that means i "DOS" other people's sites... 10-11 times a day...
and, god damn, it's not lUnIx, it's LInUx!!!
"Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. "
at this point i literally fell of my chair... sorry for bringing this out, but holy crap it's hillarious!!!!! 
Ya, this is old, but sure is funny, though. At first i thought this was a joke, but after i stopper laughing i realized he was serious. Disturbed person, very disturbed.
I'm assuming this was meant to be a joke, but I bet there are really people that dumb in this world.
What an ignorant peice of work. I went to a private school that was christian and alot of my friends had parents that were this dense.
Be very careful of the evil AMD corporation. They will enslave our children and empty our bank accounts.
HEHE i think my best friend is gona kill me for hacking on too his computer. heheh
i'm a devil
lol
these are extremists... but I honestly thing it is for real
im gonna go spend about 30 minutes and DOS someone elses site.. just like the dad says..
holy shit that thing was honestly the funnies thing ive read in a while... geeeeeeeez..
-M
OMFG - This article has to be sponsored by Intel and AOL, playing to paranoid parents fears....
this thing is truly ( and sadly ) for real...
haha, fuckin parent!!!
"I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises."
----man, i would never let my parents attend anyu party of mine!!
"Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms
" haha, though she follows up with make sure that He understands that your familys fireamrs are lokked awau somewhere and it got a trigger lock..
haha, funny shit!!!!
man, i just read through some of the articles there...what a bunch of bullshit....but i did learn a few things...1)"marijuana is the worst drug", and 2) Linux can be used for stealing music from someone's stereo.....haha
That was the funniest thing Ive heard in weeks.
My god, this parent is a total idiot, clearly he has no idea what so ever about computers and stuff.
Bonzi Buddy as a hack software, Give me a break!
thank god thats not my parent, i would go balistic if any or one of my parents was all up in my stuff. i feel kinda bad for that kid in this situation having a parent like that.
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