Stupidest, most pointless track you've ever made

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Posted by Aquascape on Feb-22-2006 20:37:

Stupidest, most pointless track you've ever made

I don't know about you lot but I'm sometimes in the frame of mind where I don't want to create anything serious and just want to mess around with my stuff and see what comes out as a result.

I'm not so much of a knob tweaker, but more for sampling songs that I normally wouldn't touch and screwing around with them.

The stupidest things I've done have been sampling a load of random quotes and the music from Fawlty towers and creating some form of dance track and multi sampling various sounds I've recorded of my cats and dogs and playing them.

Anyone else or am alone in this?

Posted by walterpearce on Feb-22-2006 20:46:

Your definitely not alone on this :P

I have a couple hundred folders of just random small peices I've done over time. Plenty of them are the most random, stupidiest things I could possibly ever think of doing :P

I have one thats some strongbad samples with a latin bassline and guitar in the background...eww....it didnt sound too good.

Posted by Lepanto on Feb-22-2006 21:38:

This thread should be moved over to the MD forums asking why stupid, most pointless tracks very often get released

i have also a bunch of folders of loops i made that never been used, very techno-ish (a nice way of saying they are random and pretty cheesy hehe)

Posted by Dj Cola on Feb-22-2006 21:48:

pokemon psytrance remix.... do i have to say more?

Posted by Aquascape on Feb-22-2006 22:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Cola
pokemon psytrance remix.... do i have to say more?
LOL. That reminded me I did Poddington Peas D&B beat project I started once. Got deleted thank f***!

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Feb-23-2006 01:24:

never_give_reason_to_the_bored_guy.mp3

Oh, and then there are a couple of goof-offs in which I've sampled everything from somewhere else. They've never seen the light of day for some strange reason...

Posted by chrisspob on Feb-23-2006 01:32:

what cracks me up is i did a dance tune of tetris with my atari st and a yamaha home keyboard at leats 6 month before someone released it into the charts, at the time i was so gutted i was shit at producing and didnt release it first

Posted by BshidoHEAT on Feb-23-2006 04:28:

My stupid tracks never last long enough.... they're always like a minute or so.

For example I was awake earily this morning and I decided to make some beats, with a sample voice of my Anatomy and Physiology professor, it came out kinda funky so I decided to use it as my ringtone heh.

you can hear it here if anyone cares

Posted by Aquarian on Feb-23-2006 04:43:

One time I was playing in fruity and I did something with that collection of "big bag" voice samples

Posted by R.j. on Feb-23-2006 06:17:

quote:
Originally posted by BshidoHEAT
My stupid tracks never last long enough.... they're always like a minute or so.

For example I was awake earily this morning and I decided to make some beats, with a sample voice of my Anatomy and Physiology professor, it came out kinda funky so I decided to use it as my ringtone heh.

you can hear it here if anyone cares

hahaha

Posted by djglacial on Feb-23-2006 06:24:

Posted by R.j. on Feb-23-2006 06:24:

blah, random due to le fact that i don't make moosic like this usually (never)...

http://s59.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...123447OITSSCQRG

Posted by Magnus on Feb-23-2006 06:54:

I was super bored once and made a tribute song to Lionheart. Yes, that horrible 1990s Van Damme movie. It was nothing but a bunch of the punks cursing and saying shit like this is my hood MF and stuff overtop of a beat with some varying pitched fart noises thrown in for good measure. It still makes me laugh when I listen to it.

Posted by wrzonance on Feb-23-2006 07:53:

yea NO ONE is alone on this

stupidest track EVER: fuck

I was just messing around with Arnold Swarzzy samples, Cartmen samples, and sampled "FUCK" out of a rage against the machine song... make it 155 BPM, brutally compress and distort..

and tada

yea

it's good to experiment and be weird, keeps you fresh, na mean?

Posted by R.j. on Feb-23-2006 08:08:

quote:
Originally posted by DJFreaq
yea NO ONE is alone on this

stupidest track EVER: fuck

I was just messing around with Arnold Swarzzy samples, Cartmen samples, and sampled "FUCK" out of a rage against the machine song... make it 155 BPM, brutally compress and distort..

and tada

yea

it's good to experiment and be weird, keeps you fresh, na mean?

i actually like that. where did you make that 'lead' that comes up on 2:11 ?

Posted by wrzonance on Feb-23-2006 08:39:

quote:
Originally posted by R.j.
i actually like that. where did you make that 'lead' that comes up on 2:11 ?

I don't really remember, other than it was a Malestrom preset that i tweaked heavily, then compressed the hell out of it.

indeed

I should dig up that rsn file and rewire that malestrom into a new project...

...hmm good idea

Posted by Pjotr G on Feb-23-2006 08:47:

I make random rediculasse snippets all the time.

fun. I'll upload something when I get home.

Posted by BshidoHEAT on Feb-23-2006 13:34:

quote:
Originally posted by djglacial
Big pimpin. How's your phone handle the bass? Bet that shizzle pumps yo.

Sup playa, ya man I got a sub attached to my phone, so even the ladies get down wit it when the funk hits dem!

Posted by aulin on Mar-04-2006 11:45:

....

I did a.. *cough* harddance-version of ehm. *cough* Crazy Frog ...

http://files.oneplace.no/music/div....razy%20Frog.mp3

Posted by Thois on Mar-05-2006 12:46:

Hehe

I tried to reproduce the song Santa Claus would make if he liked trance and was gay at the same time

http://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...WB1LF5L0SA39MST

Posted by Agenz on Mar-05-2006 17:30:

aulin...This could have been released as the first was shi7 aswell
It has a touch of better off alone in it - Alice Deejay

Thois...Cracking tune, dancefloor filler

I would love to put something up but don't know where or how to start

Posted by WiKKid sKiLLz on Mar-06-2006 15:44:

I one time remixed a massive Richard Nixon speech and put it over a remix of a Dillinja track I made. Totally pointless, wasted HOURS on it, but it sounds damn cool.