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This made me think, what have YOU done to totally screw up your chances like this?

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Originally posted by sakabatou til... Right Click 'Save Target As' This made me think, what have YOU done to totally screw up your chances like this?

I'd say dying would pretty much be the ultimate cock block.

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CLip was a rip off. I wanted to see some buttsekz.

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Originally posted by sakabatou This made me think, what have YOU done to totally screw up your chances like this?

One time, just recently i was soppose to go over this chicks house at night. She was a young one

She was expecting me to enter her thru her window when her perants went to sleep. But there was only one problem, i had to jump over this big ass brick wall that surrounds her house. I didnt have any problem climbing the thing. But once i got to the top i jumped down. It was a pretty big drop off. When i landed, one of my eye glasses lense fell off. I was oh shit.... i cant lose it a lense. I spended about 20 mins trying to find it on my kness. Your really couldnt see shit. Later i went over and borrowed her Cell phone to use it as a flash light to search for it. I found it a little bit later.

Forgetting thier name is a mistake i have made often....
the funny thing is it doesnt always spell disaster when you do.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak Forgetting thier name is a mistake i have made often.... the funny thing is it doesnt always spell disaster when you do.

we always take the initiative of introducing ourselves to a buddy's girl in the event that he forgot her name, so he can get it back.

We even used to have ear signals to either get me away or leave me alone. However, when we were too drunk to tell right from left, things got pretty fucked up.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak Forgetting thier name is a mistake i have made often.... the funny thing is it doesnt always spell disaster when you do.

This last december I was at a house party,totally packed and great music and people,all who I didn't know but had met at a bar.
Anyway this lass about 24,25 and incredibly hot started chatting with me,but as it was about 5hours into my sesh,which I had only planned on being 5hours long,so I'd packed it full,didn't waste anytime,I was pretty gone, and I forgot her name 5times,and on that 5th time she just turned away and chatted to her mates,with me laughing my head off.
Wasn't my proudest moment.

Did that dude just fell out of a window?

was that window from the floor to the ceiling?

was there any blood?

Did he break his neck?

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Originally posted by Rainborn Did he break his neck?

Nope, he just went to send teh letter.

Speaking of letters... I'm so God damn hungry!

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit was there any blood?

yeah when he came back.

no. i'm asking wether his head split open and vultures came down and ripped his heart out but the attached veins were holding it back so the one of the hyenas took out some scissors and made a clean cut and they all fought over his body and then the hunter from Jumanji threw a hand grenade and everyone exploded

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Originally posted by josh4 Were they on a date? Where did they eat?

How much did he tip?

how did he get there?

"Nearly Got Laid"
The theme of the Men *cough*Boys*cough* of TA.

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Originally posted by DigitalMP we always take the initiative of introducing ourselves to a buddy's girl in the event that he forgot her name, so he can get it back. We even used to have ear signals to either get me away or leave me alone. However, when we were too drunk to tell right from left, things got pretty fucked up.

Nice!

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