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Posted by chojin on Mar-10-2006 12:39:

dear god no

im at work atm and im sitting across from someone with the worst BO known to man, i cant believe how bad it is. i've been sitting here since 8 and putting up with it and its now 12:37. somehow i have to try and last until 430 which i doubt ill manage

its like 5+ metres away and it fucking stinks!

what are your top tips for putting up with this smell? other than just walking over and saying have a fucking hose down you fat smelly twat

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Mar-10-2006 12:40:

Dont be mean. Suffer through it today and if it happens again tomorrow, ask your boss for a location change. Tell him its affecting your productivity.

Posted by chojin on Mar-10-2006 12:43:

its also a mental image associated with the smell, the guys like 30 stone by estimate

Posted by Nayil on Mar-10-2006 12:45:

Re: dear god no

quote:
Originally posted by chojin
im at work atm and im sitting across from someone with the worst BO known to man, i cant believe how bad it is. i've been sitting here since 8 and putting up with it and its now 12:37. somehow i have to try and last until 430 which i doubt ill manage

its like 5+ metres away and it fucking stinks!

what are your top tips for putting up with this smell? other than just walking over and saying have a fucking hose down you fat smelly twat

spray urself with cologne

Posted by chojin on Mar-10-2006 12:49:

I think the god of TA was smiling on me because he just this minute left

GET IN SUNSHINE!

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Mar-10-2006 16:40:

Keep a can of lysol near and spray every half hour in the air,
your excuse:

"I'm germophobic and i'm killing bacteria"

Posted by washout on Mar-10-2006 17:43:

i used to work in an office.
had some dude near me like that.
i told him straight up he stank and it bothered me.
he never talked to me again.
and i never had to smell that fat fuck again.
i win.

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-10-2006 17:55:

i'd go with the extra

Posted by Saka on Mar-10-2006 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
i'd go with the extra

One of my highschool teahcers used to stink of bo.
He had patches iunder his pits too,on a blue shirt the patches really can come up green!!!

I sprayed his chair and desk with deoderant one year,he came in and asked who had done it,no1 managed to dob me in for they were all laughing.

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-10-2006 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin
I think the god of TA was smiling on me because he just this minute left

GET IN SUNSHINE!

LOL!

He was probably browsing TA and read your post and has gone to find a bridge to jump off of.

Posted by l�cid on Mar-10-2006 17:59:

one of my co-workers is a drunk and he often comes in smelling like he bathed in whiskey and washed his clothes in rum... at our old office someone complained to my boss about him and they actually tried to put an air purifier in his cubicle, lol.

i would complain to your boss or whoever is in charge of your department, it's their job to deal with shit like that.

Posted by BadBadNeil on Mar-10-2006 18:21:

give us his email and we'll tell him

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-10-2006 18:22:

maybe he is trying to attract a mate?

Posted by chojin on Mar-10-2006 18:25:

quote:
Originally posted by BadBadNeil
give us his email and we'll tell him

o would.....but i know for a fact one of you bastards would go out of your way to find out my real name and grass me up

Posted by BadBadNeil on Mar-10-2006 19:34:

The COR? We'd never do that

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Mar-10-2006 19:52:

Now that he is gone quickly go put a can of deodorant on his desk. He should get the message when he comes back & finds it there!

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-10-2006 19:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Now that he is gone quickly go put a can of deodorant on his desk. He should get the message when he comes back & finds it there!

lol, I once taped a bottle of Scope to my friends front door because he had bad breath. And then I threw three of those Halloween Pumpkin Bags (garbage bags that you fill with leaves) onto his roof, rang the doorbell and ran.