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Posted by jonze on Mar-18-2006 05:09:

Penis Thrown at Cops

Don't Make Me Through It

Posted by D-res on Mar-18-2006 05:17:

Posted by schafer on Mar-18-2006 07:08:

pcp...

Posted by StanVoid on Mar-18-2006 07:18:

WHY would ANY MAN ever do that?????

Posted by wizniz on Mar-18-2006 07:18:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
WHY would ANY (transvestite) ever do that?????

cmon he has no penis.

no penis = not man

Posted by fitom tiel on Mar-18-2006 07:27:

Shit, imagine that!

Having a penis thrown at you!

Posted by IronDragon on Mar-18-2006 07:36:

I <3 my fellow Chicagoans so much!

Posted by Nsonic on Mar-18-2006 10:51:

*attacks with e.penor+10*

oo snap..
wait
slap.

with penis.

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 11:07:

I've had sex with two cops. It's fun. oh...not at the same time, in case you awre wondering. when isober up i eilwill hate myself for typing this.

Posted by jonSun on Mar-18-2006 11:20:

WTMF

Posted by fitom tiel on Mar-18-2006 11:22:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
what a slut

Let's just say he would probably catch your penis if you decided to sever it and throw it at him, calling him a slut.

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 11:24:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
what a slut

HEY!!! That's the second forum you said that to me. I think you're starting to make sense. But why do you close your eyes everytime we make love?

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 11:24:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
lets just say if we ever met, he would catch my penis in many different ways

Who says I'm the bottom?

Posted by stren on Mar-18-2006 11:24:

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
cmon he has no penis.

no penis = not man

he has had it reattachedd

but still

sunsnail ?

Posted by fitom tiel on Mar-18-2006 11:26:

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 11:26:

quote:
Originally posted by fitom tiel
Let's just say he would probably catch your penis if you decided to sever it and throw it at him, calling him a slut.

oH NO WAIT. are you saying that i'd catch it because im butch? because i like that. i dont like fem guys, they're fuckin pussies. and pussies belong to women not men. so gay guys need so STOP ACTING LIKE WOMEN! But yes, I prefer to top. But that doesn't mean I'm a slut. Although I'm drunk and slutting sounds fun right now.,

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 11:27:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
what a slut

prostitute! sluts dont get paid.

quote:

oh im sure i can top you in both meanings of the phrase

you wouldn't even know how to use it.

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 11:29:

WHOA! There was a link to this thread. i just thought it was anothing one of those pointless threads where i could spam it with my drunkin indecency.

But who the hell would cut their penis off and throw it at a cop? That's like ...like, i can't think of anything worse than that. No wait. That's like cutti...no. That is realyl the most terrible thing i've read. That guy is fucked up!

Posted by DJ Cinos on Mar-18-2006 11:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
WHOA! There was a link to this thread. i just thought it was anothing one of those pointless threads where i could spam it with my drunkin indecency.

But who the hell would cut their penis off and throw it at a cop? That's like ...like, i can't think of anything worse than that. No wait. That's like cutti...no. That is realyl the most terrible thing i've read. That guy is fucked up!

Cutting off balls > cutting off penis.

Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-18-2006 11:53:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cinos
Cutting off balls > cutting off penis.

Dude, you are totally right! Having no penis is bad, but one can still have orgasm with nuts. Good one! And I'm starting to speak coherant sentences again. Something is amiss!

Oh, and this is my favorite quote from reading the article:

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good"

Posted by jonze on Mar-18-2006 17:17:

well this was a respectable thread about a penis being thrown at some cops.

Posted by bas on Mar-18-2006 19:38:

Posted by RJT on Mar-18-2006 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I've had sex with two cops. It's fun. oh...not at the same time, in case you awre wondering. when isober up i eilwill hate myself for typing this.

Why wait? I hate you already for typing it!

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Mar-18-2006 21:09:

I dont care how pissed off I am at the chick...
cutting off yo own pecker?

Inbreed.

Posted by Clovis on Mar-18-2006 23:44:

Wait, this didnt happen in Florida?

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