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Posted by Sandman on Jan-27-2002 15:28:

Only in Canada

1. Only in Canada......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in Canada......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in Canada.....do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in Canada......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in Canada......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in Canada......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in Canada......do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in Canada.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in Canada......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

You know you're from Canada when ...
-You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
-You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
-Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
-You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
-You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
-You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
-The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
-You head south to go to your cottage.
-The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.
-You can play road hockey on skates.
-You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
-The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
-You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
-You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".

For the ppl form Canada
True or not?

Sandman

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jan-27-2002 15:34:

Well, if you think that applies ONLY in Canada, you obviously haven't been to Finland

Posted by ascension on Jan-27-2002 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Well, if you think that applies ONLY in Canada, you obviously haven't been to Finland

or Australia... in fact i'd say the first point applies to ALL the emergency services here.. especially the police..

Posted by inatrance on Jan-27-2002 20:29:

it looks to me as if you took an "only in America" and changed the america to canada, but I will let you pretend

Posted by LKD on Jan-27-2002 23:21:

ITs So true that its not funny..

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-28-2002 00:04:

hahaha true true.. but really.. you could just put usa instead of canada and you'd have the same joke.

easily relatable. hehe

quote:

9. Only in Canada.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

muah it works on so many levels.

Posted by Trance4Eternity on Jan-28-2002 02:38:

Now where in the hell did I put my other sock?

Posted by Tony Morello on Jan-30-2002 06:47:

ROFL.... OMG it's SOOOOO true!!!!

Posted by fruktsoppa on Jan-30-2002 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by inatrance
it looks to me as if you took an "only in America" and changed the america to canada, but I will let you pretend

same here.. you know that you're a canadien, when you pretend to be an american...

Posted by fastmp3 on Jan-31-2002 03:26:

Re: Only in Canada

quote:
Originally posted by Sandman
3. Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

hahahaha this one is soooooooo fucking true

Posted by inatrance on Jan-31-2002 03:31:

quote:
same here.. you know that you're a canadien, when you pretend to be an american...

harhar!! good one!! even from someone from sweden agrees with me!! all yar canadians.. sweden knows where its at

just kiddin wit ya'll!!!

USA RULES!!!

Posted by fruktsoppa on Feb-01-2002 17:53:

quote:
Originally posted by inatrance

harhar!! good one!! even from someone from sweden agrees with me!! all yar canadians.. sweden knows where its at

just kiddin wit ya'll!!!

USA RULES!!!

but hey, it really sounds like it when he take this up..

Sweden rocks and we know what we be talking about!

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Feb-01-2002 18:52:

quote:
Originally posted by fruktsoppa

same here.. you know that you're a canadien, when you pretend to be an american...