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Summoning a clown as a juror
Bah...so I have to attend jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 am 
I find it disturbing that I was randomly chosen...pfffffft you don't ask clowns to serve for the country...at least not that way of serving 
Anyone been called before? I hope it's no more than a day...I can't entertain myself for too long in a civil building lol
lol, don't worry about going more than a day. Most trials last from 1-3 hours. You may not even be chosen. Still gonna be a right off day, that's shitty luck.
make me a bike clown!
Jester for Juror....whats this country becoming...
Hey, if Johnnie Cochran is the defense attorney for this trial then maybe you will have the pleasure of witnessing the Chewbacca Defense! 
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol!
When I was called for jury duty I thought it was gonna be catered but then I realised you had to pay for the food they wheeled in on those carts
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| Originally posted by Truepioneer When I was called for jury duty I thought it was gonna be catered but then I realised you had to pay for the food they wheeled in on those carts |
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| Originally posted by Surreal JRS Hey, if Johnnie Cochran is the defense attorney for this trial then maybe you will have the pleasure of witnessing the Chewbacca Defense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense |
i've only been called in as a witness..
so keep us upto date with how it looks like in the real CDN courts
Re: Summoning a clown as a juror
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| Originally posted by Cribby Bah...so I have to attend jury duty tomorrow at 8:30 am I find it disturbing that I was randomly chosen...pfffffft you don't ask clowns to serve for the country...at least not that way of serving |
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| Originally posted by Stingray Wookies don't come from Endor. Nor do they come from the moon of Endor where the Ewoks live. Wookies come from Kashyyyk. |
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| Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Thanks for coming out of the "star wars nerd" closet. |
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| Originally posted by Stingray Sorry, my inner geek makes an escape sometimes. |
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| Originally posted by TO guy That's the whole point of the Chewbacca Defense though. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, therefore the galaxy is crazy, so you must aquit. |
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| Originally posted by Stingray fixed |
ahahaha Chewbacca Defense! pfffffft nerds 
So...after getting there 20 minutes early, I was imprisoned in a room with hundreds of Canadians. They made us watch a useless short film about being a juror and then they told us the "good" news. Not only would we have to be there until 5 pm today...but we're supposed to attend the whole fucking week 
When I heard that...I had the most ridiculous expression on my face...I even started to breathe heavily LOL...Fortunately they gave us a chance to get out of it if we couldn't attend...and that's when I realised...I'm a student! So I told them I was a full time student, even though I'm not currently attending classes due to the strike, and that I needed the time for completion of assignments + studying for exams...Which will most likely result to me procrastinating some more lol. DUH! I'm such a dofus sometimes...I could have just stated that on the questionaire long ago. I think I did though...but those idiots decided to put me down as a "Programmer" instead of a "Student." wtplow! I'm glad I got myself out of that...for now at least It's a shame though...I was looking forward to Chewbacca's trial 
good score.. if not you could have just said you worship satan and all his evil friends.. that would of worked too.. haha
Or just show up wearing any one of the T-shirts from tshirthell.com. The legal system just doesn't have a good sense of humour.
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