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Posted by arek on Mar-21-2006 00:46:

Cougar Survival Tips

Cougar Survival Tip #1
How to Survive If You Wake Up Next to
Someone Whose Name You Don�t Remember

At Her Place

1. Do not panic. Evidence of your partner�s name exists somewhere nearby. Your task will be to find it before she awakens, or before she starts any sort of meaningful conversation.

2. Get up and go to the bathroom. The bathroom is a normal place to visit first thing in the morning, and it is also a place where you might discover her name.

3. Look through the medicine cabinet for prescription medicines with her name on the label.

4. Sort through magazines, looking for subscription labels with her name and address.

5. Go through a wastebasket to find discarded junk mail addressed to her.

6. Return to the bedroom. If she is awake, ask her to make coffee for you. Use the time alone to search the bedroom for evidence. Look for: wallet, checkbook, ID or name bracelet, photo album, scrapbook, business cards (a stack of cards, not just one), or luggage labels. If she is sleeping, look for these and other items throughout the house.

Be Aware

Try to find at least two items with the same name to be certain that you have identified her, unless the name on one item rings a bell.

MORE!

http://www.cougarhunter.ca/index.ph...id=22&Itemid=42

Posted by chinaboy1021 on Mar-21-2006 01:20:

i only wish i had this problem.

Posted by rabbitjoker on Mar-21-2006 02:30:

In 1998 I bought one of the newly designed "new edge" Mercury Cougars (loaded, leathur, v6, sunroof, options, options, options).

I drove it until January 2003 (when I got my 02' focus SVT). The NeCo (New-edge Cougar) was a good car, drove great, never had a single problem (Contour engineering), but the V6 was under-powered for such a sportly looking car.

Posted by arek on Mar-21-2006 03:04:

congratulations on the purchase of a ford vehicle.

Posted by rabbitjoker on Mar-21-2006 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by arek
congratulations on the purchase of a ford vehicle.

Thank you!

When I purchased my focus SVT I got an autographed Wayne Gretzky photograph, framed, with a numbered plaque for authenticity.

Posted by cyper on Mar-21-2006 05:12:

oh god Cougar's....

Let the bad memories go away...

Posted by daves on Mar-21-2006 08:35:

a year and a half ago... the only evidence was the hotel receipts, I got their names but... the names didn't do much to help as it is!

(crazyyyy night)

Posted by cono_sur on Mar-21-2006 13:54:

quote:
Originally posted by daves
a year and a half ago... the only evidence was the hotel receipts, I got their names but... the names didn't do much to help as it is!

(crazyyyy night)

And yes, the Cougar was a great car for it's time. It had great lines.

Posted by DigDeep on Mar-21-2006 14:06:

tomcats are wayyy better. lol