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Posted by Sir. Lunchalot on Jan-28-2002 14:33:

News from the horny!

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight on the dark front porch, the guy starts feeling horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, says to her:

"Baby, would you give me a blow job?"

She quickly replies: "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour in the dark?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him: "Oh please, Baby, you know how much I love you...."
Her: "No. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Sure you can. Please...?"
Her: "No. I just can't"
Him: "I'm begging you ... "

Without warning, the light on the porch goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pj's, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice says: "Dad says to go ahead and give the bastard a blow job. Otherwise I can try it. Or if need be, he'll send Mom down to do it, but for God's sake tell the stupid bastard to take his hand off the intercom or none of us is going to get any sleep tonight!"

Posted by inatrance on Jan-28-2002 15:20:

hahahahhahahaha, oh my gosh, that is funny!! lol

Posted by DjChook on Jan-28-2002 15:52:

goooood one

Posted by Oxygen on Jan-28-2002 20:19:

I haven't heard that one in a long time.
It's still great!

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Jan-29-2002 19:59:

if only it worked that way.

Posted by Hell_Copter on Jan-29-2002 22:52:

nice one m8 although i already knew it
i liked better the more news from the horny

Posted by Cosmo on Jan-30-2002 15:37:

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Without warning, the light on the porch goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pj's, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice says: "Dad says to go ahead and give the bastard a blow job. Otherwise I can try it. Or if need be, he'll send Mom down to do it, but for God's sake tell the stupid bastard to take his hand off the intercom or none of us is going to get any sleep tonight!"

Old one . And the end in not so good, as one i heard:
"...Or if u like to, u can do that to Dad.."

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Posted by OrZonE on Feb-01-2002 06:16:

*choke*
Nice, i've neveer heard that before in my life, amazing shit!
Life sure seems easy when you read posts like these