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Posted by n!kola on Mar-27-2006 03:16:

Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
M&Ms Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life Is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - �for a longer ride go wide�
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
OnDigital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!---(VERY poor seller!!!)

Posted by VERTiG0 on Mar-27-2006 03:23:

Hahah, home of the whopper. Oh man

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Mar-27-2006 03:59:

Gilette - The best a man can get
Secret - Strong Enough for a man but made for a woman

P.S. It's Energizer that keeps going and going, Duracell is "Trusted everywhere" which fits too, incidentally.

Posted by n!kola on Mar-27-2006 04:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Gilette - The best a man can get
Secret - Strong Enough for a man but made for a woman

P.S. It's Energizer that keeps going and going, Duracell is "Trusted everywhere" which fits too, incidentally.

hahaha...

Posted by FunkyCrew on Mar-27-2006 05:11:

lol wasn't there one about sex? like "Sex is like Nokia - connecting people"

Posted by n!kola on Mar-28-2006 03:18:

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-28-2006 03:42:

quote:
Originally posted by d1abLo

wow..wtf!
lol

Posted by dallastar on Mar-28-2006 04:03:

condoms are only 99.9% effective

i got some monster condoms here in miami beach - whats that all about? to increase egos even more. meh

dobn't listen to me!~

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Mar-28-2006 14:52:

Re: Condoms

quote:
Originally posted by d1abLo
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

Hahahaha....oh a silk condom

Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-28-2006 15:00:

Am I the only one that doesn't recognize half the companies on that list?

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Mar-28-2006 15:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Am I the only one that doesn't recognize half the companies on that list?

No...haha

Posted by Porky on Mar-28-2006 15:39:

im cocacola!