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Leonard the gay asian in sales

I've been working in this new job for three weeks. On the first day i went to fill up my bottle of water in the kitchen and this asian guy came up to me and said "you look like one of my friends, maybe that's because you're white" and then walked away before i could reply. I asked the guy i sit next to, Shaun, who this guy was and he said "oh it must be Leonard, he's gay." Over the next few days i convinced him i was Asian (i have an Asiatic last name) and today i tried to convince him i'm gay with the guy i sit next to in an MSN convo (everyone uses MSN to communicate throughout the office):

tathi:
i hear your creating a business website, is it a ricky martin fan club tribute site?
Leonard says:
a tathi fanclub
tathi says:
that's sweet, but shaun has already created a tathi fanclub
Leonard says:
he likes u a lot
Leonard says:
he is bi curious
Leonard says:
r u bi curious?
tathi says:
yes, thankfully shaun has sated my curiosity
Leonard says:
really?
Leonard says:
u guys r wiered
Leonard says:
but it's good tho, u can taste both of the world
Leonard says:
do u prefer bois or gals?
tathi says:
what are they?
Leonard says:
boys and girls
tathi says:
boys can play soccer, girls can cook
Leonard says:
just that simple for u?
Leonard says:
I thought u like both
tathi says:
i like soccer and i like eating food...?
Leonard says:
u like BOYS and GIRLS
Leonard says:
does ur girlsfriend know u r bicurious? or and vice versea?
tathi says:
my girlfriend is a great cook
Leonard says:
what about ur boyfriend
tathi says:
who shaun?
Leonard says:
is he a great socceroo?
Leonard says:
I don't know who is ur boyfriend!
Leonard says:
??
tathi says:
shaun and i just have a physical relationship
Leonard says:
what??????
Leonard says:
r u serious?
Leonard says:
no u can't
tathi says:
yeah, but keep it secret
Leonard says:
bullshit
Leonard says:
I don't believe u mate
Leonard says:
u guys might be curious, but I don't believe u really have done it
tathi says:
why don't you believe that? just make sure you don't spread rumours around the office
Leonard says:
bullshit
Leonard says:
why do u like shaun
Leonard says:
he is a man
Leonard says:
he is not girly boy
Leonard says:
u like man?
Leonard says:
dear
Leonard says:
:O :O :O :O :O
tathi says:
he's closet gay
tathi says:
but he opens up to me
tathi says:
we have a very trusting relationship
tathi says:
just don't tell any one else i told you that
Leonard says:
bullshit, u only know each other for weeks only
tathi says:
have you ever experienced love at first sight?
Leonard says:
it's not love!!!!!!
tathi says:
maybe not, i don't think i have experienced real love before, but these emotions i'm feeling...i'm just not sure anymore...
Leonard says:
stop bullshitting mate, I don't know why everyone likes to have gay jokes
Leonard says:
in these days
Leonard says:
don't tell me u guys slept together before!
tathi says:
are you jealous?
Leonard says:
nope!
Leonard says:
NOT AT ALL
tathi says:
good to see you're mature about it then
Leonard says:
gosh
tathi says:
shaun may not be a girly man, but he knows how to please
Leonard says:
why do u guys like to joke about gay stuff?
tathi says:
who says we're joking?
Leonard says:
I do!
tathi says:
why do you say that?

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And then he came over to the other side of the building to tell me in person with the most stereotypical gay lisp you can imagine: person: "i don't like these jokes, do not say such things, it's disgusting, cause if i think you are bi and you're not a feel cheated!"

i tried to kept a straight face while saying "i'm serious, i'm feeling so confused right now" but i burst out laughing and he stormed away in a huff when shaun and i fell off our chairs in laughter

Making a joke out of someone's sexuality is just, so funny.

rofl tathi!

i never play pretend gay with gay men. just straight men that suck cock (like begic).

isnt it funny though, he's allowed to come onto you via msn and say he's making a jake fan club but youre not allowed to pretend youre gay?

and the fvcking gay lisp. seriously, you sound like a fuckhead ffs.

Re: Leonard the gay asian in sales

quote:

Originally posted by tathi And then he came over to the other side of the building to tell me in person with the most stereotypical gay lisp you can imagine: person: "i don't like thethe jokes, do not thay thuch things, it's disguthting, cauthe if i think you are bi and you're not a feel cheated!" i tried to kept a straight face while saying "i'm serious, i'm feeling so confused right now" but i burst out laughing and he stormed away in a huff when shaun and i fell off our chairs in laughter

Oh tathi, you broke his heart.

you use MSN... Now thats Gay!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TATHI YOU REALLY ARE A GERBIL LOVER! hahahahahhahahaha

you are so mean!

quote:

I don't believe u mate

HAHAHAHAHAH

quote:

Leonard says: he is not girly boy Leonard says: u like man?

hahahahahhahahha Jake loves MAN!

you know you could possibly maybe get the sack if word gets round your office!

man that shit is fucking hot can i have ur number?

too hard to read.

Next!

hahah i was waiting for something like this

j00 rike man? ROOOOOOOOOOOOOFLes x 10

I watch pwiz0n bwake... man with funny walk so hawwwt.

You watch pwizon bwake?

You cum over, I have whole serie on piwated DVD

I rike how he hold sexy man pocket

hahaha

quote:

originally posted by PKC isnt it funny though, he's allowed to come onto you via msn and say he's making a jake fan club but youre not allowed to pretend youre gay?

it's bullshit. i take the piss out of myself and my friends all the time about anything including sexuality, i'm not going to treat him any differently just because he's gay. And do you know what? He doesn't want special treatment, he is putting on this "I'm the only gay in the village" persona (which is extremely over the top) because he wants attention, and i'm giving him just that.

and before anyone plays the homophobe card, know that i've got heaps of gay friends, fortunately none of them put on that contrived act and constantly ask me "r u bi curious?" because that type of behaviour annoys me almost as much as homophobic behaviour

hahahahha

onION= boy

quote:

Originally posted by tathi and before anyone plays the homophobe card, know that i'm a raging cock gobbler myself, i've got heaps of gay friends which have forced me to have a colonoscopy

you dont say? good for you jake

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN you dont say? good for you jake

i'm not going to let you play doctor again if you don't ensure there will be doctor / patient confidentiality

quote:

Originally posted by tathi i'm not going to let you play doctor again if you don't ensure there will be doctor / patient confidentiality

so who administered the injection then?

theres always extravagent gay folk in offices

I got fired from my first office job for throwing the token gay 15 year old in the fountain. He tried to touch me after repeated 'FUK OFFS'.
Funnily enough, I get sacked and he gets off scot free.

hehe nice one, just make sure you are always around whenever he needs to bend over and pick something up to play with his mind a bit more

quote:

Originally posted by rez theres always extravagent gay folk in offices

always? hahahaha. shit, maybe im the one in our office? hmmmm. people do tell me my taste in music is pretty gay...

quote:

Originally posted by rez I got fired from my first office job for throwing the token gay 15 year old in the fountain. He tried to touch me after repeated 'FUK OFFS'. Funnily enough, I get sacked and he gets off scot free.

i bet you led him on your dirty bitch.

quote:

Originally posted by tathi i'm not going to let you play doctor again if you don't ensure there will be doctor / patient confidentiality

thats just like me saying im not gonna play Q3 anymore. its bullshit. i love quake too much

i rekkin you should msn him/her the link to this thread tomorrow...

haha funny shit tathi

ok so he started a convo with me again today, here it is:

Leonard says:
he is your boyfriend, isn't he
tathi says:
yes, but keep it quiet
Leonard says:
r u really bi or u just bullshit
tathi says:
is bullshit a sexual preference?
Leonard says:
grrr
Leonard says:
why do u like asian
tathi says:
because i'm asian
Leonard says:
u r not, u r white
Leonard says:
stop saying it
Leonard says:
asians don't look like u
tathi says:
i can't change my heritage
Leonard says:
u fake asian, no good
tathi says:
are you racist?
Leonard says:
I'm not, but asiansr asians
tathi says:
which means i can never change who i am
Leonard says:
stop it
Leonard says:
r u really bi?
tathi says:
i don't think i can trust you with anymore information
Leonard says:
u just been rude
tathi says:
i think its rude when you claim that i'm not asian
Leonard says:
not blame the way u look
Leonard says:
I mean "blame the way u look"
tathi says:
i can't help it that i look white
Leonard says:
whatever
Leonard says:
do u prefer boys or girls
tathi says:
boys are normally better at soccer, and i prefer to play against them, but sometimes you get a few girls that are really good with their feet!
Leonard says:
i mean sexually!
tathi says:
it's usually easier to score against girls cause they aren't as skilled
Leonard says:
stop bullshiting mat,e u know what I am asking about
tathi says:
have you ever played soccer before?
Leonard says:
of ocurse, I was quite good u idiot
tathi says:
good at scoring against guys or good at scoring against girls?
Leonard says:
before 16 I scored with girls when i was a girl; since then i scored with boys. I'm thinking of changing back to become woman next year, then I'll be scoring against girls again
Leonard says:
do u know when i was a girl, lots of guys wanted to date me hey
Leonard says:
I was very sexy
Leonard says:
but now I'm not, so i decide to change back
Leonard says:
u don't look ppl like me down, do u
tathi says:
i'm confused, did you score with guys against girls or were you with girls when you were scoring against the guys who were playing against the girls that were trying to score against the guys who you were playing against?
Leonard says:
no. I SCORED WITH GIRLS AGAINST GIRLS, u bastard
tathi says:
will you be staying on the team with the guys scoring against girls when you change into a guy or will you be changing to the team with the girls to score against the guys in the team you used to score against girls with?
Leonard says:
whatever, don't play word game with me u arsehole
Leonard says:
I HATE YOU
Leonard says:
SINCERELY
tathi:
gameplans in soccer are often very wordy and complicated, how would we know who we are trying to score against if we didn't have a gameplan? i might end up trying to score against the girls when i'm playing with guys instead of playing with the guys to score against the girls :/
Leonard:
shut up, u only like to wrestle with boys in bed!
Leonard says:
bye bye
tathi says:
bye

LMFAO. i totally & un-ambiguously love you tathi!

quote:

Originally posted by tathi tathi says: i'm confused, did you score with guys against girls or were you with girls when you were scoring against the guys who were playing against the girls that were trying to score against the guys who you were playing against? Leonard says: no. I SCORED WITH GIRLS AGAINST GIRLS, u bastard tathi says: will you be staying on the team with the guys scoring against girls when you change into a guy or will you be changing to the team with the girls to score against the guys in the team you used to score against girls with? Leonard says: whatever, don't play word game with me u arsehole Leonard says: I HATE YOU Leonard says: SINCERELY tathi: gameplans in soccer are often very wordy and complicated, how would we know who we are trying to score against if we didn't have a gameplan? i might end up trying to score against the girls when i'm playing with guys instead of playing with the guys to score against the girls :/ Leonard: shut up, u only like to wrestle with boys in bed! Leonard says: bye bye tathi says: bye

thats some of the funniest shit ever. I HATE YOU SINCERELY. mwahahahahaha. ow, it hurts nice baiting there my son, lol.

Lets all get his MSN and group convo him...

hahaha tathi thats some funny shit dude!!

So now its Leonard the gay transexual asian in sales?

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