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Posted by Teflon_Teapot on Mar-28-2006 04:50:

Not Tonight

You have probably already seen it, but it is worth putting up.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she Eventually
says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep..

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy
them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went onto the jewelery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited.

She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a
tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said. "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this
is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself
when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffle "WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman".

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either !

Posted by Anomyst on Mar-28-2006 04:55:

Have you called lenny the gay salesman? you could still be in luck...

Posted by Light The Fuse on Mar-28-2006 04:55:

roflez

Posted by ONION on Mar-28-2006 04:58:

Haha yeh Ive seeen that one before... Worth its own thread.

"Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

I would have responded: "Dont flatter yourself, youre not that great in the bedroom either.....*pause* Your best friend however..."

*cawwwwwwwf*

Posted by sunrise3500 on Mar-28-2006 05:05:

Posted by radshuffle on Mar-28-2006 05:24:

hahah funny thread, funny back to the future image too! :P

Posted by MiSSyM on Mar-28-2006 05:47:

dont know if its been done before, but its a laugh

Posted by sunrise3500 on Mar-28-2006 05:51:

awww missym posted a funny for once! HOW KUET

too bad it's a

:P :P :P :P :P

Posted by radshuffle on Mar-28-2006 05:57:

lol; thats one hip grandpa

I so can see someone losing an eye to a glow stick :P Nice comic strip

Posted by MiSSyM on Mar-28-2006 06:04:

LOL 4 ONCE
hahahahaha

awwwww too bad i dont know whats been posted who knows how long ago!

Posted by T-Soma on Mar-28-2006 06:35:

I remember this post too. Hey its true... people will love stuff for the artist not the music. This is abit over the top because its almost saying its not ok to have a favourite artist or something.

Posted by Philby on Mar-28-2006 09:16:

quote:
Originally posted by sunrise3500

funny pic mr sunrise! too bad it is a:

Posted by sunrise3500 on Mar-28-2006 09:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Philby
funny pic mr sunrise! too bad it is a:

hahaha OH GNOES
now you have also done a

!!!!!!

Posted by sunrise3500 on Mar-28-2006 09:24:

Posted by Philby on Mar-28-2006 10:16:

i couldn't find a good picture of strickland so i thought i would post this instead lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

Posted by sezzy on Mar-28-2006 11:27:

get a new girlfriend teapot.

bitches that don't put out should be shot

Posted by Benji123 on Mar-28-2006 12:01:

Classic.

Posted by kelsta on Mar-28-2006 12:06:

quote:
Originally posted by sezzy
get a new girlfriend teapot.

bitches that don't put out should be shot

and belong in Broadie.

Posted by Renegade on Mar-28-2006 13:26:

http://www.blurred.fuckyouanddie.com/sillybaby.html

Posted by MiSSyM on Mar-29-2006 05:16:

rofl RENEGAGE
WAT THE!
ahahahahahah

Posted by sunrise3500 on Mar-29-2006 07:34:

oh yay, someone turned that SA thread into a web page

Posted by pinkhelmet on Mar-29-2006 08:34:

hehe thats gold