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April Fool's day pranks - what have you done?
Seeing that April 1 is just around the corner, let's share some pranks you pulled on unsuspecting victims - who knows, maybe someone will be able to use your idea successfully...
My all-time highlight:
My girl and I decide to pull an April fool's day early, so, the victims won't suspect they're being played. It's 2am April 1st.
We call and wake up our unsuspecting (soon to be severely pissed off) friend and his new girlfriend and tell them that we're stuck with a dead battery across town (about 45 mins away). We beg and plead for help, saying "we're broke, in a bad part of town, about to get f-d up or robed".
The unsuspecting couple get dressed and drive across town, into a very bad neighborhood - looking for us on a corner of a street. Meanwhile, we're sipping margaritas in the privacy of our own house.
Around 4am I get a call -
Friend: "WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU, A$$HOLES???"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Friend: "You sh!thead, we can't find your g-d damn car!!!"
Me: "Umm... whada ya mean?"
F: "you said you had a bad battery and needed jumpstart!" 
Me: "Um... buddy, the only jumpstart I needed was to start an... APRIL FOOL'S DAY EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!"
...click
Off I go to sleep.
Wake up around 10, still hung over from the night before. About to run out to get some groceries for breakfast. Come outside - my car is gone. WTF??? I call my buddy. I can't get him to talk to me for 10 or so agonizing minutes - He'd say "hello" and hang up as soon as I start saying something. Finaly...
friend: "WTF DO YOU WANT?"
me: "WTF? where is my car?"
friend: (After using every curse word known to man) What the F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ARE YOU PLAYING ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR APRIL FOOL'S JOKES, MOTHERF-R???!!!!"
me: "No, dipsh!t - I'm serious, where the hell is my car!!! I'll report it to police and if you took it - I SWEAR, I will have your azz in jail!"
friend: "I have no friggin idea dude. I didn't take it. YOU'RE PLAYING ME AGAIN, AREN'T YOU???"
me: "liar, I know you were paying me back"
friend: "Dude, I have no idea... srsly, that wasn't me. I'm pissed but not crazy enough to steal your car!!!"
Shouting, name calling, threats continue for some time.
at this point I'm pretty pissed but start to believe him, thinking "Karma IS a b!tch". As I'm about to call the cops, I see a towtruck pull up next to my house with my car in tow. Windshield has a nice big inscription - "APRIL FOOL'S DAY TO YOU TOO, B!TCH"
...I had no idea my friend's girlfriend's dad was a tow truck driver... He came out with them to jump start us.... and was just as pissed. His idea was actually to have my car taken to junk yard, scrapped and delivered in boxes to be left outside my door. Luckily, the sanity prevailed.
So, be careful who you pull "April Fool's day" on.
replaced my ex girlfriends birth control with pez...knocked her up and left town...
april fools!
^^^ her payback, she tells you: "Umm... you know, I once was a man. So,those were not birth control but female hormone pills. But the good news is that you can creampie me all you want and I won't get pregnant!!! Isn't it nice?"
i told my girl i was pregnant 
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| Originally posted by emc^2 ^^^ her payback, she tells you: "Umm... you know, I once was a man. So,those were not birth control but female hormone pills. But the good news is that you can creampie me all you want and I won't get pregnant!!! Isn't it nice?" |
Re: April Fool's day pranks - what have you done?
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| Originally posted by emc^2 Around 4am I get a call - Friend: "WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU, A$$HOLES???" Me: "What are you talking about?" Friend: "You sh!thead, we can't find your g-d damn car!!!" Me: "Umm... whada ya mean?" F: "you said you had a bad battery and needed jumpstart!" Me: "Um... buddy, the only jumpstart I needed was to start an... APRIL FOOL'S DAY EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!" ...click |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak i always did find it weird that she could do a flawless barry white impression |
tell my friend "look its a bird"
and then kick him in the balls
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit tell my friend "look its a bird" and then lick his balls |
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| Originally posted by emc^2 ^^^ her payback, she tells you: "Umm... you know, I once was a man. So,those were not birth control but female hormone pills. But the good news is that you can creampie me all you want and I won't get pregnant!!! Isn't it nice?" |
I had a $50 dollar tab in a pub and left one of my closest friends to pay for it. I skipped out to do something a barely remeber!!!
ohh yeeeeaaahh
you're my fucking hero.
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| Originally posted by Red_Label I had a $50 dollar tab in a pub and left one of my closest friends to pay for it. I skipped out to do something a barely remeber!!! ohh yeeeeaaahh |
That's why i'd rather be a barback. I get the bartender's and the waiter's tips. Fuck off!!! 
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| Originally posted by Red_Label That's why i'd rather be a barback. I get the bartender's and the waiter's tips. Fuck off!!! |
faked my own death a few times
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| Originally posted by emc^2 Bareback? |
well in my country we dont do april fool
we do dia de san andres - san andres day
thats a really cool day
u can do as much pranks as u want
and no 1 can say shit
once a friend of mine and i
went into a roof and started throwing eggs to ppl
lol i had fun
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| Originally posted by arcadia190 went into a roof and started throwing eggs to ppl lol i had fun |
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| Originally posted by arcadia190 well in my country we dont do april fool we do dia de san andres - san andres day thats a really cool day u can do as much pranks as u want and no 1 can say shit once a friend of mine and i went into a roof and started throwing eggs to ppl lol i had fun |
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| Originally posted by ivanbee what country are you from? |
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| Originally posted by arcadia190 dominican republic |
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| Originally posted by ivanbee juegas beisbol? |
When I was in grade 2, my teacher announced that it was time for a surprise test.
At that age, I took school VERY seriously, (and for quite a while after that too.) So when she gave the instructions for the test, I listened intently, and was determined to do a damn good job.
So here we are, all standing in front of our desks, and she looks at us, dead serious, and says "this is a coordination test. If you fail it, you will be sent back to Grade 1". Wow.. the pressure is on!!
She continues "You must successfully do a head stand, without using any props for 30 seconds." Completely dumb-founded, and very gullible (common! I was 7!!) I began to attempt the feat along with the rest of the class.
Frusterated and worried, I realized that I just didn't know how to do it, and I started to cry. I looked at my teacher, eyes filled with tears and wailed "I'm sorry Mrs. Druar! I can't do it!! Please don't send me back to Grade 1".
She felt so bad!!
Hahaha, that teacher got pwned!
Same school, same day.. all of the teachers filled the principals office with balloons so that he couldn't get in. Was awesome
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| Originally posted by arcadia190 holy shit hablas espaniol |
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