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how are you gonna die?
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"Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion."
While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.
"You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor."
While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly. 
that's fuckin funny site. this is so going to happen its not funny.
"While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons."
A large icicle falls from above your head, cracking your skull. While unconscious, you bleed to death slowly. .........the funny thing is ... it doesnt snow in DR..hahhaah
While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.
since my name is Jesus...
You were nailed to a cross. It looked painful!
You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease.
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
sweeeet
sky diving, as an old man, whilst fucking a hooker, then landing on a bus full of nuns, killing them all!
You are captured and thrown into isolation with Saddam. Your hairy balls are superglued to his hairy ass. A starved lion is let into the room. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
this one was a little extreeme
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| Originally posted by josh4 that doesnt make sense. even if your shoelace wasnt caught in the escalator you would ride it to the top anyway. you'd die when you get squeezed through the top as the stars retract underneath |
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| Originally posted by colonelcrisp A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. sweeeet |
"Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel."
While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel.
i already know. a self-infliced gunshot to my head. I'm photoshopping a webcam shot right now in fact
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
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| Originally posted by J:\Digital After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification. |
Min is somewhat normal but not likly since i dont jhave a dog, and i cant own own wone since i am allergic.
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
scary thing is, this is actually something that could happen
While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.
That's interesting because we don't even have those kind of garbage disposals in use here in Finnish households. I've seen how they work tho, in horror movies. 
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| Originally posted by idoru "You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor." |
A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
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| While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns. |
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