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The **** I HATE LOCKE thread.

Now that Jolene is gone, i'm going to exercise my right to say Locke is a fuckwitt.

And Lost sucks in general.

I tried to get into it, I really did, but in the end I think I'm too intellignet to be suckered into their neverending abyss of bullshit.

who is Locke?

he's the guy with the grey hair from oliver twist

This poofter right here

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter I'm too intellignet

nice spelling there einstein
but since we're being all arrogant and assertive, lost features some of the most impressive narrative devices ive ever witnessed on american mainstream television. id say your opinion of yourself being too intelligent for the show to be rather self-indulgent & not a little full of bullshit.

begic, what do you hate so much about locke? i think he's a nice counter-character to jack's dominance. science & faith locking horns. i quite like the interplay of the two.

or are you just upset he isnt running around using one liners and blowing shit up?

i hate everything about locke.

hehehe one liners...

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN nice spelling there einstein

ooooooo, I transposed 2 letters using a keyboard I've hardly used before. Go fuck yourself.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN id say your opinion of yourself being too intelligent for the show to be rather self-indulgent & not a little full of bullshit.

yes, yes it is.
So what if it uses whoop-de-doo narrative tools? The fact is that I found it to be very very tedious.

now that's what you call a star.

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Originally posted by Anomyst hehehe one liners...

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter ooooooo, I transposed 2 letters using a keyboard I've hardly used before. Go fuck yourself.

well, you should be careful about things such as that before lauding yourself as god's gift to the human intellect, arrogantus fuckheadedus.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter yes, yes it is. So what if it uses whoop-de-doo narrative tools? The fact is that I found it to be very very tedious.

something you find tedious automatically means youre too smart for it then? great mental arithmetic right there people. stick to science.

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Originally posted by begic i hate everything about locke

hahaha. fair enough. having characters to hate in series' is almost as good as having ones to love i hope he continues for a long long while & shits you so much you basically have to wear a collostomy bag when youre watching it

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN something you find tedious automatically means youre too smart for it then? great mental arithmetic right there people. stick to science.

Well you actually had it right the first time, it was just a self-indulgent comment. I don't miss an opportunity to talk myself up. Its what having an enormous ego does to you.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN something you find tedious automatically means youre too smart for it then? great mental arithmetic right there people. stick to science.

I never said that (nor meant to imply, they were two separate comments)

I found it tedious so I don't really care if it has great narrative tools.

back on topic, locke needs some p00per actionzzz

i used to like locke
but he's a fucknut.

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Well you actually had it right the first time, it was just a self-indulgent comment. I don't miss an opportunity to talk myself up. Its what having an enormous ego does to you.

you and me both my friend!

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Originally posted by Anomyst hehehe one liners...

YIPPEE KIYAY MOTHER FU.CKER!!!

w00t

*down with censorship

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Originally posted by Anomyst hehehe one liners...

Looks like he just did a grease and oil change on a car not saved the world.

the thing is, in the past two weeks i've seen every episode of season 1 and caught up to what we're up to in Season 2. Now the show finally makes sense and it's funny how they all have had contact with one another right before the flight they crashed on. Locke is a gun dude, he really is....

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Originally posted by christos it's funny how they all have had contact with one another right before the flight they crashed on.

chance or coincidence? (or even fate?)

Now you're talking like Locke.. DIE!

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Originally posted by Aesthetic Now you're talking like Locke.. DIE!

not everyone can be jack, you jack-loving cock-gobbler! given the weird instances before & after the crash youd forgive a guy who only just started to walk again for being a bit mystical in the head

who said i was a fan of jack's ? sawyer's the funny **** =)

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Originally posted by Aesthetic who said i was a fan of jack's ? sawyer's the funny **** =)

well, i just assumed you were the kinda guy to spread his cheeks for the obvious male hero. but now i realise you like getting down on your knees for the bad-boy-turned-good anti-hero

Dude, are you a closet homo or something? Every single joke you have involves other males involved in sexual acts with other males (like tathi's mum).

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