Dutch, John Matrix, & Douglas Quaid

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Posted by Aesthetic on Apr-12-2006 23:53:

Dutch, John Matrix, & Douglas Quaid

Douglas Quaid: Well, Cohaagen, I have to hand it to you. It's the best mindfuck yet.
Vilos Cohaagen: Oh, don't take my word for it. Someone you trust wants to talk to you.
Douglas Quaid: Who is it this time, my mother?

Benny: Hey, Quaid! I'm gonna squash you!
Douglas Quaid: Benny! Here!
Benny: [shouts] Where the fuck are you?
Douglas Quaid: [killing him with a large drill] Screw you!

Dutch: [Says to Dillon in rebel village] So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder?

Posted by DJ_Ballistic on Apr-12-2006 23:58:

Vilos Cohaagen: Don't touch that! Get away, get back!
Douglas Quaid: What are you afraid of? Turn it on.
Vilos Cohaagen: Impossible! Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown. That's why the aliens never turned it on.
Douglas Quaid: And you expect me to believe you?
Vilos Cohaagen: Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.
[Shoots several inches near Quaid]
Vilos Cohaagen: I didn't want it to end this way, I wanted Hauser back, but no, you had to be Quaid!
Douglas Quaid: I am Quaid.
Vilos Cohaagen: You're nothing! You're nobody! You're a stupid dream! Well, all dreams come to an end.

Richter: I want that ****** dead!
Helm: I don't blame you, man. I wouldn't want a guy like Quaid porkin' my old lady.
Richter: You saying she likes it?
Helm: No, I'm sure she hated every minute of it.

Posted by Aesthetic on Apr-13-2006 00:04:

Lol.. that secoind one is awesome

Douglas Quaid: [after fooling Richter and Company with the hologram-bracelet, Quaid reappears on the other side of the reactor-site... right in front of Cohaagen's guards] HA HA HA, you think this is the real Quaid...?
[They whirl to face nothing]
Douglas Quaid: ... IT IS!
[He blows them away]

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Apr-13-2006 00:07:

kwaid...start the weactor...

Posted by tonydanza on Apr-13-2006 00:37:

Best movie ever.

Posted by A.J. on Apr-13-2006 01:03:

I lol'd in the computer labs at uni.....

Melina: Hello, Hauser. Still bulging, I see.
[rubs his deltoid, then grabs his crotch]
Melina: What you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
Melina: I think it's still hungry.

[the taxicab pulls up]
Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits please.
[Quaid gets out]
Douglas Quaid: Sue me, dickhead.
[cab tries to run him down, crashes, and explodes]

Douglas Quaid: Relax. You'll live longer.

Posted by Aesthetic on Apr-13-2006 01:15:

ROFL !

Damon Killian: Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?
Ben Richards: I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV.
Damon Killian: That's funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.

Ben Richards: Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!

Amber: [after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw?
Ben Richards: He had to split.

Posted by tathi on Apr-13-2006 01:48:

what movie is it?

Posted by DJ_Ballistic on Apr-13-2006 01:53:

mighty morphin' power rangers

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Apr-13-2006 01:56:

quote:
Originally posted by tathi
what movie is it?

its a collection of movies being sold together, tentatively entitled \"begic's b-graders: no gun = no fun\". should be out in all really shitty DVD stores soon...

Posted by Aesthetic on Apr-13-2006 01:58:

Says the guy who makes love to his first person shooters.. cough

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Apr-13-2006 02:02:

haha, true however when i kill someone whilst gaming i dont say \"har har, i nailed you\" if im using the nailgun

(i loved total recall & predator btw)

Posted by Aesthetic on Apr-13-2006 02:03:

lol maybe you should though, its funny.

Posted by DJ_Ballistic on Apr-13-2006 02:04:

or "You're about to be in...DEAD place"

Posted by jizza on Apr-13-2006 02:08:

are john and douglas the siblings of keanu and dennis respectively?

Posted by xtractorfan on Apr-13-2006 02:10:

quote:
Originally posted by tathi
what movie is it?

Total Recall and The Running Man

Posted by Paulie on Apr-13-2006 02:23:

Remember i told you i will kill you last?
Well, I lied.

Posted by Aesthetic on Apr-13-2006 02:36:

Lol Paulie..

Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

Posted by jizza on Apr-13-2006 02:46:

Miranda: Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Doubtfire: What?
Miranda: You're going into the men's room.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Huh? Oh, so I am. I do need new glasses.

lol oh wait...

Posted by christos on Apr-13-2006 04:44:

IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?
FAT LADY:Two weeks.
He stops himself from hammering down with the seal.
IMMIGRATION OFFICER: Excuse me...?
Fat Lady covers her mouth, embarrassed.
FAT LADY: (loud) Two weeks

lol love how later she/he goes on and on "Two weeks"..... That's Quaid get him!

the other that sits in my head everytime I watch is when he watches the looped video of Hauser: Get your ass to mars, get your ass to mars (over and over)...lol

Posted by Aesthetic on Apr-13-2006 05:35:

Rofl @ get your ass to mars.. "If you're watching this right now, im you, and you have a wet towel around your head"

Quaid "No shit"

Posted by Philby on Apr-13-2006 10:50:

you put us in dis meatgrindah of a mission??? my men are not expendable!!!

COOMMMEEE ONNNN!! IM HEEERRRE!! KEEEEEELL MEE!!!
DO IT NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET!!!

please excuse my friend, hes dead tired!

welcome to johhny cab!
JUST DRIIIIVE
please repeat the destination!
COME ON PIECE OF SHIT!
does not compute! *rolls eyes*

best thread ever

Posted by vman83 on Apr-16-2006 06:11:

all pred fans should make way to my place and check out my tribute to the predator... i got props and all

Posted by Philby on Apr-16-2006 08:33:

quote:
Originally posted by vman83
all pred fans should make way to my place and check out my tribute to the predator... i got props and all

omg

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