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Posted by Plump Funk on Apr-20-2006 21:05:

tom cruise to eat placenta after birth

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Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
By Patrick Mulchrone
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.

Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.

The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fianc�e Katie was pregnant before she told him.

And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular."

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The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.

Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.

The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.

Cruise told GQ magazine Hubbard had discovered making a noise had a "negative spiritual effect" on someone giving birth. He insisted that 27-year-old Katie would be allowed to scream, adding cryptically: "It is really about respecting the woman. It's not about her screaming.

"And scientifically it is proven. Now there are medical research papers that say when a woman's giving birth everyone should be quiet."

Cruise also revealed he and Katie have been preparing for the birth by holding classes at their Beverly Hills home.

He said: "We've been studying what a woman goes through. What happens to her body. It's just kind of becoming this fun game of learning."

Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".

He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."

Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.

Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.

In 1998, Channel 4 chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fried a placenta with shallots and garlic and served it up to 20 guests, including the baby's mum and dad.

TV watchdogs later criticised the show, branding it "disagreeable".

But placenta-eating is considered normal in some cultures. Various recipes include one for placenta lasagne. Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal depression.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obj...-name_page.html

Posted by Salegon on Apr-20-2006 21:07:

delicious.

Posted by Marc Summers on Apr-20-2006 21:08:

Every mammalian mother eats the placenta... but.. Human male?

Posted by jonSun on Apr-20-2006 21:09:

I heard its good with hot sauce.

Posted by Plump Funk on Apr-20-2006 21:10:

mmmmm placenta lasagne.

Posted by sensorium on Apr-20-2006 21:10:

Not that I care but he was joking. Must he sign up to the forum and let you all know?

Posted by Plump Funk on Apr-20-2006 21:11:

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Originally posted by sensorium
Must he sign up to the forum and let you all know?

yes

Posted by Orbax on Apr-20-2006 21:12:

Itd be better if he took a big clump of hair and mixed it with butter and then gagged that down. mmmm..hair butter

Posted by Rinster on Apr-20-2006 21:15:

i found a recipe for placenta eaters

http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm

Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-20-2006 21:21:

Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2006 21:23:

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Originally posted by FallingMoon

+1

Why doesn't he eat his child's first dump, I'm sure it should have some nutritious value of some kind according to scientology.

Posted by XoxidE on Apr-20-2006 21:23:

quote:
Originally posted by bidor
i found a recipe for placenta eaters

http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm

omg, this is sick!!!

Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-20-2006 21:25:

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Originally posted by Clovis86
+1

Why doesn't he eat his child's first dump, I'm sure it should have some nutritious value of some kind according to scientology.

I lol'd

but for real wtf is that?! what does he get out of that? does he even know WTF a placenta is?

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-20-2006 21:27:

Re: tom cruise to eat placenta after birth

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Originally posted by Plump Funk
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obj...-name_page.html

that settles it. tom cruise is the antichrist. repent, everyone

Posted by Rinster on Apr-20-2006 21:31:

so this is what he is going to eat?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afterbirth

tom cruise is nasty

Posted by FallingMoon on Apr-20-2006 21:32:

he nasty

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-20-2006 21:36:

thanks, wikipedia

Posted by Ygrene on Apr-20-2006 21:39:

This guy has given me an idea for a new business.

Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way!

For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove.

Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com.

Tom Cruise will be slappee #1.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2006 21:42:

One of my nursing professors buried her placenta under a tree in her back yard. It's called "twinning". Some new age mystical mumbo jumbo bullshit, I forget the reasoning behind it.

Posted by XoxidE on Apr-20-2006 21:45:

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Originally posted by Ygrene
This guy has given me an idea for a new business.

Have you ever met anyone that just needed a slap to the face? Maybe the guy who cut you off on the freeway or the lady in the supermarket who is mistreating her child? Well, just give me a ring-a-ding-ding and I'll be straight on my way!

For $25 I'll tell your idiot WHY they're getting slapped in the face and then I'll promptly slap them in the face, using a dusty old batting glove.

Furthermore, my associate (accepting applications now) will photograph the entire process and we will subsequently post pictars on our intarweb homepage, www.bitchyougotslapped.com.

Tom Cruise will be slappee #1.

*gives u $25*

slap yourself.

Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2006 21:45:

Posted by D-res on Apr-20-2006 21:48:

fuckin tabloids have to turn his jokes into reality everytime he opens his mouth dont they. he was KIDDING people.. jesus god

Posted by THE_Chris on Apr-20-2006 21:52:

I rememeber years ago I kept guinea pigs. They mated constantly and whenever they gave birth, it was natural for them to eat the placenta.

Posted by Rinster on Apr-20-2006 21:52:

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
fuckin tabloids have to turn his jokes into reality everytime he opens his mouth dont they. he was KIDDING people.. jesus god

did you spoke to him on the phone?

Posted by l�cid on Apr-20-2006 21:59:

eww it's so veiny

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