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Posted by simms327 on Apr-24-2006 13:52:

these always make me laugh

These may be old, but they always make me laugh...

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past.
I have made good judgments in the future."
- Ge orge W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

Posted by riskytrader on Apr-24-2006 13:56:

These bush-isms never get old! Thanks for a good chuckle on a Monday morning!

Posted by Stingray on Apr-24-2006 14:03:

Great stuff! I love 'em!

You missed my favourite though...

"They misunderestimated me."

- George W. Bush

Posted by Mag1k on Apr-24-2006 14:07:

That crazy Bush.......

Posted by evil_cookie on Apr-24-2006 14:09:

LOL, thanks for morning laugh.

Posted by Ex-Man on Apr-24-2006 14:11:

hahahaha

Posted by arek on Apr-24-2006 15:27:

http://www.pearljamonline.it/be/TIT...2018.02.05).mp3

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-24-2006 15:27:

AHHHHHH SHIT! LOL AHAHAHAHHA

These will never get old.

Love them

Thanks for my morning laughter!

Posted by zokissima on Apr-24-2006 17:04:

lol, these will never get old.

Posted by cyper on Apr-24-2006 17:46:

Bush should go eat some more pretzels.

Posted by ghetto_fab on Apr-24-2006 21:21:

shhhh i cant bash bush here in the states well george bush that is hahahaha ill wait till i come home to bash bush!

Posted by dnmr on Apr-27-2006 02:11:

http://www.break.com/index/bush9.html
- Carney

Posted by KaiLee on Apr-27-2006 02:18:

Posted by Playa24_7 on Apr-27-2006 11:31:

Jean Chr�tien
The prime minister wants UN inspectors to return to Iraq to find evidence of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons. When asked exactly what kind of proof he needs, he put it this way:

"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."

aaaaah! I get it now!
LOL!