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Posted by Nikitha on Apr-24-2006 22:39:

that REALLY bad thing you did when you were a kid....

Everyone has a story from when they were young...
The story is from an event that happened when they were a child..
and event.. that they.. directly or indirectly caused...
which resulted in the biggest grounding of their life.. or.. to those who were very fortunate and didn't get caught...resulted in the BIGGEST cover-up scheme they've ever created...

SO LETS HEAR EM!

When I was about 7.. me sister (then 9) developed the most entertaining game ever...
We took two mattresses... leaned one against the wall.. and left one flat on the floor beneath the other... we would run at full sprint from the other side of the basement.. jump over the matress on the floor.. bounce off the matress against the wall and fall onto the floor matress... it was the greatest game ever...
what we didn't realize was that we leaned the matress against the Water Pressure meter... and broke the crap out of that thing...we then pulled the couch in front of it so the leak woulnd't be seen... until of course it got so bad that it started to rot away the floor under the area rug and carpet...
i had never been so grounded in my life... i believe it was 3 weeks.. maybe a month..

Nikki


Posted by chinamon on Apr-24-2006 22:42:

lol @ grounded
most of us just got the belt
or garden hose
or fan belt
or coat hanger
or wooden spoon
or any other inanimate object within arms reach to my father


Posted by Carney on Apr-24-2006 23:00:

quote:

or wooden spoon

my moms signature weapon of choice


Posted by chinamon on Apr-24-2006 23:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Carney
my moms signature weapon of choice


oh man
ive had wooden spoons hit me so hard that they broke into two pieces
those were the good ol' days... ahh memories...


Posted by Jer on Apr-25-2006 00:13:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
most of us just got the belt


Six years old + One new 'C' word = THE BELT

Better believe that's a paddlin'


Posted by Playa24_7 on Apr-25-2006 00:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Jer.
Six years old + One new 'C' word = THE BELT

Better believe that's a paddlin'


paddlin' the school canoe, thats a paddlin'


Posted by Mako on Apr-25-2006 00:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Playa24_7
paddlin' the school canoe, thats a paddlin'



err?

Using some really vile swear words at another driver while my dad was driving...


Posted by Playa24_7 on Apr-25-2006 00:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Mako
err?


lol, the paddlin' thing is from a simpsons episode, obviously you have not seen it haha


Posted by me@t k@tie on Apr-25-2006 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
oh man
ive had wooden spoons hit me so hard that they broke into two pieces
those were the good ol' days... ahh memories...


lol this brings back memories for me too...my nanny used to hit me with a wooden spoon when i did bad things....things like

catching snakes (she hated snakes) and putting them in bags and giving it to her as a surprise gift

digging up her flowers to make perfume and other potions lol

stealing her lighter with my cousin, and going into the forest to make bonfires

climbing onto the roof

eating all the icing off of the cakes she made for her guests


the list goes on...


Posted by Sean Cassidy on Apr-25-2006 00:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Carney
my moms signature weapon of choice


oh Carney the wooden spoon........

the amount of times I had been smacked with that by my mom - who knows....

often they busted during the punishing process on me...lol

on a particular day when I was 12 I blocked one with my elbow and it broke.....me being the smartass - I started laughing and said "you have no more wooden spoons left.......way to go mother! HAHA!!"

she laughed too - and proceeded to pull the huge metal spoon out of the drawer - "these don't break so easily - now get over her and put out your hands!!!"

PWNED!!

one year for Christmas I bought her a dozen wooden spoons.......she opened the gift (confused) and was like "a dozen wooden spoons.....thanks???"

"I owe them to you - remember that shit (SNAP!)??"

we all laughed........it is good when you can do that

this thread should get filled quickly with some good stories......HAHA


Posted by Billche on Apr-25-2006 00:38:

worst one ever?

me and my brother got into a fight... I tried hiding in the washroom. My brother, being the ox that he was even back then, punched a hole clean through the door.

Instead of yelling, instead of spanking, my dad did the one thing that hurt most. He charged us 200 each for the repair...

200 hurts when you are 10


Posted by Sean Cassidy on Apr-25-2006 00:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Billche
worst one ever?

me and my brother got into a fight... I tried hiding in the washroom. My brother, being the ox that he was even back then, punched a hole clean through the door.

Instead of yelling, instead of spanking, my dad did the one thing that hurt most. He charged us 200 each for the repair...

200 hurts when you are 10


younger or older bro???


Posted by chinamon on Apr-25-2006 00:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
on a particular day when I was 12 I blocked one with my elbow and it broke.....me being the smartass - I started laughing and said "you have no more wooden spoons.....left way to go mother! HAHA!!"

she laughed too - and proceeded to pull the huge metal spoon out of the drawer - "these don't break so easily - now get over her and put out your hands!!!"


that reminds me of the time my dad hit me with his belt.. i laughed cuz it didnt hurt.. then he turned the belt around and chased me with the buckle...
nobody has ever seen a kid run so fast.


Posted by Sean Cassidy on Apr-25-2006 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
that reminds me of the time my dad hit me with his belt.. i laughed cuz it didnt hurt.. then he turned the belt around and chased me with the buckle...
nobody has ever seen a kid run so fast.


BELT BUCKLE = PAIN!


Posted by Billche on Apr-25-2006 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
younger or older bro???


2 years younger, but even then he was the same size as me. Back then, we would fight, i would win, id piss him off, rage would give him the upper hand, hed piss me off, and then id get the upper hand. shit would escalate till one of us got hurt enough to stop.

it eventually got so bad that our parents signed us up for martial arts. after that, whenever wed start fighting, our parents would pack us up, bfing us to the gym, strap on our equipment, and let us go at it until we were too tired to go on.


Posted by Sean Cassidy on Apr-25-2006 01:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Billche
2 years younger, but even then he was the same size as me. Back then, we would fight, i would win, id piss him off, rage would give him the upper hand, hed piss me off, and then id get the upper hand. shit would escalate till one of us got hurt enough to stop.

it eventually got so bad that our parents signed us up for martial arts. after that, whenever wed start fighting, our parents would pack us up, bfing us to the gym, strap on our equipment, and let us go at it until we were too tired to go on.


my brother was 2 years younger and a FRICKEN shit disturber......

he would incense me with his tricks and bugging tactics....

of course I was older - so I was told that I should know better - set an example etc.......the one that floored me was when my mom used to say "ignore him" ......I am like IGNORE HIM????

a typical grounding example:

I am sitting there watching TV not bugging anyone and he sneaks down the first few stairs and whips a FRIGGEN orange at my head....FTW! So I grabbed the orange ran up the stairs and lobbed it around the corner to hook him when he was running down the hall.....well of course it goes through the front door window and breaks it. He's laughing - I am freaking - even more mad because I am in REAL SHIT now.......of course Mom comes home and was PISSED......I get punished (wooden spoons are broken) and she proceeds to explain that I have to ignore him - because "now look at what happened because I didn't......When he does that stuff?"....she said "just walk away"..... - I was like "next time I'll walk away alright from the TV show I was watching and punch that little bugger in the mouth". GROUNDED!!

the cycle of back and forth went on and on......we nearly gave my mom a nervous breakdown.......

I have volumes of this shit......


Posted by me@t k@tie on Apr-25-2006 01:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
my brother was 2 years younger and a FRICKEN shit disturber......


oooh man my brother was horrible too! he's 4 years older than me and caused me YEARS of torture!
he used to force me to eat milk bones, he tied me to trees and left me there, he thought it was fun to see how long i could hold my head under the water in the lake...so he would voluntarily hold me under, he put yucky things in my food and drinks and not tell me until i tasted whatever it was (ie. dish soap or vinegar)

somehow he got away with a lot of this stuff ....and he blamed pretty much everything on me so *I* would get punished!

ugh, now i feel like calling him and yelling! lol...


Posted by Sean Cassidy on Apr-25-2006 01:22:

quote:
Originally posted by me@t k@tie
oooh man my brother was horrible too! he's 4 years older than me and caused me YEARS of torture!
he used to force me to eat milk bones, he tied me to trees and left me there, he thought it was fun to see how long i could hold my head under the water in the lake...so he would voluntarily hold me under, he put yucky things in my food and drinks and not tell me until i tasted whatever it was (ie. dish soap or vinegar)

somehow he got away with a lot of this stuff ....and he blamed pretty much everything on me so *I* would get punished!

ugh, now i feel like calling him and yelling! lol...



HAHAHA!

you could have been my little sister Katie (she was 5 years younger) - we pulled some of that shit on her too (tied her up/put things in her food/framed her for our crimes).......although "for the record" she did voluntarily eat tender vittles - SHE LOVED THAT SHIT!!


Posted by me@t k@tie on Apr-25-2006 01:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
HAHAHA!

you could have been my little sister Katie (she was 5 years younger) - we pulled some of that shit on her too (tied her up/put things in her food/framed her for our crimes).......although "for the record" she did voluntarily eat tender vittles - SHE LOVED THAT SHIT!!



lol well we ARE cousins!

FYI: big brothers should be NICE to their little sisters!!! lol

and yeah, after being forced to eat milk bones like every day when mum was gone to work, i started asking my brother to let me eat the green ones because i liked those the best...


Posted by Frenchie on Apr-25-2006 01:35:

I don't know if it was REALLY bad but....

I was about 4.
When my old house was being redone, all the can goods were placed in the bottom cupboards until the top ones were finsihed, anyway, I used to rip off all the labels and then hide the labels in my closet so my mom couldnt find them. She had no where else to really put them, so she had to keep them there. I was the only child so DUH she knew it was me, but i tried to blame it on the workers working on my kitchen...lol


Posted by Sean Cassidy on Apr-25-2006 01:38:

quote:
Originally posted by me@t k@tie


and yeah, after being forced to eat milk bones like every day when mum was gone to work, i started asking my brother to let me eat the green ones because i liked those the best...


LMFAO!!!!

I nearly pissed myself reading this.......nice use of the nervous smiley......ahahah hmmmmm....disturbing GREEN milkbones - my favourite!

haha!


Posted by me@t k@tie on Apr-25-2006 01:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Sean Cassidy
LMFAO!!!!

I nearly pissed myself reading this.......nice use of the nervous smiley......ahahah hmmmmm....disturbing GREEN milkbones - my favourite!

haha!



lol i'm glad you enjoyed this. my mom thought my dog was weird because she picked out the green bones and ate them first...oh if only she knew


Posted by KaiLee on Apr-25-2006 05:19:

One time when I was 9 I put something metal in our microwave and blew it up.....
While running away from the flaming microwave I somehow broke a cupboard door.
Everything was fine until I blamed the cat.


Also when I was 8 I was caught smooching the neighbor's son (he was 10 too), my parents weren't too happy about that.


Posted by Frenchie on Apr-25-2006 06:30:

quote:
Originally posted by KaiLee

Everything was fine until I blamed the cat.




LOL!!!
That made me laugh for a good 5 minutes!
5 minutes well spent.


Posted by Hantu on Apr-25-2006 07:04:

Worst I ever did was when I was 6, I stabbed my little sister in the foot with a pencil cause she hit me in the face with a book. Got grounded for a month and also a good licking from my old man (he loved using his belt). Still remember that belt to this day, many a times we met.


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