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Posted by Henkie_henk on Feb-05-2002 00:11:

Her body hurts all over...

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible, says the doctor. Show me.
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, You're not really a brunette, are you?
She says, No, I'm really a blonde. I thought so, he says. Your finger is broken...

Posted by Sir. Lunchalot on Feb-05-2002 00:47:

Muhahahahaha.....

Posted by Lazgti on Feb-05-2002 00:55:

That was good!

Very nice...

Posted by inatrance on Feb-05-2002 01:52:

hahahahah, the whole brunette and blond thing transfer makes the joke weird.. would be better if it was just a *blond joke* from the begining

Posted by zzleeper on Feb-05-2002 03:12:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
GOOD ONE...

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Feb-05-2002 03:40:

hahaha. wahaha. muaha.hah..h...

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Feb-05-2002 03:42:

^^^^didn't mean to be facetious. i really did think it was funny.

where are the new smilieeees??

Posted by Fraggle on Feb-05-2002 10:23:

heheheheheeehheheheheheh!!!

yeah, that's a good one!!! LOL

thanks Henkie!!!

Posted by Zayatz on Feb-05-2002 16:01:

nice one

Posted by ascension on Feb-05-2002 16:25:

hehehe..

weird... heard this one on the radio this mornin too

jokes must be in fast circulation..

Posted by Cosmo on Feb-05-2002 19:10:

quote:
Originally posted by ascension
hehehe..

weird... heard this one on the radio this mornin too

jokes must be in fast circulation..

Hohohoho! Heard it few years ago...Australia is quite far away from here...

Posted by Mattvandyk on Feb-05-2002 19:16:

Very funny, hows this one,

A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says,''You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.''

The woman says,''Okay. Give me a nice house.''

The genie replies, ''You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.''

The the lady asks,''Give me a gorgeous man.''

The genie replies,''You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.''

The lady says,''For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.''

Bit harsh maybe but it made me laff

Posted by Leifi on Feb-06-2002 00:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Mattvandyk

The lady says,''For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.''

LMFAO!
nice one dude!

Posted by elena on Feb-06-2002 04:30:

HAHAHA....dumb blondes

Posted by Hell_Copter on Feb-06-2002 13:21:

hahahahhahaah
vety good!!!!!

Posted by SmellsExcellent on Feb-06-2002 14:39:

woah, two funny ones.. hahaha

Posted by TranceMode on Feb-07-2002 03:02:

Here's a similar one

quote:
Originally posted by Mattvandyk
Very funny, hows this one,

A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says,''You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.''

The woman says,''Okay. Give me a nice house.''

The genie replies, ''You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.''

The the lady asks,''Give me a gorgeous man.''

The genie replies,''You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.''

The lady says,''For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.''

Bit harsh maybe but it made me laff

A woman finds a bottle, she rubs it, and of course a genie appears.
The genie gives her three wishes but warns her that whatever she gets her husband gets x10. The woman thinks for a while and says, make me beautiful, the genie makes her gorgeous but says, your husband is 10 times better looking. For her second wish the woman asks for a million dollars, the genie gladly fullfils it but tells her that her husband got 10 mil. " And now..." says the woman " give me a tiny heart attack."

Thought I'd share it on that note.

Nice ones guys.

Posted by tiesto14 on Feb-07-2002 04:37:

.........
ok i am slow. ...and it took me a minute to laugh
i get it....LOL