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Posted by DiMethGuy on Apr-29-2006 22:45:

I Sodomized a Chicken Today

and boy did it taste good!

DiMethGuy's Beer Butt Chicken

What you will need:

(1) Purdue Oven Roasting Chicken
(1) 24 oz can of Foster's beer
(1) Bottle of your favorite barbeque sauce

Direction:

Start by cleaning the chicken (washing bird and removing giblets). Then open the can of Foster's and drink half of the contents. Then fuck the chicken up the ass with the remaining half full can of Foster's.

Preheat grill to around 325-350 degrees. Once temperature is reached place beer can bird on the grill. It is important to make sure that it is stable (dont want any tip over's here)

After cooking for 30 mins, start your first basting of bbq sauce. Make sure to cover every nook and cranny. After this baste bird every 30-45 minutes. Total cooking time will depend on size of bird, but usually is between 2-3 hours.

After you remove the bird, take care not to lose the remaining half full Foster's. Pour the contents of the Foster's (which by now is beer marinated with cooking juices) into a small saucepan. Add an equal amount of the bbq sauce you used, and cook on low heat. Once this has reduced, pour over remaining chicken and use for nice Chicken sandwiches left overs.

Saw some TA recipes on here so I figured add another one. Gotta love cooking out in the spring time

Posted by l�cid on Apr-29-2006 22:47:

that's one wide-assed chicken.

Posted by Ygrene on Apr-29-2006 22:47:

chickense?

Posted by Orbax on Apr-29-2006 22:47:

Sweet, thanks for tip. Looks good.

Posted by RJT on Apr-29-2006 22:50:

What a disappointing thread.

A. I'm hungry and that chicken looks good, but I dont' have any to eat.

B. I was really hoping that you had sodomized a chicken.

So disappointing.

Posted by DiMethGuy on Apr-29-2006 22:51:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
that's one wide-assed chicken.

i like my chickens loose

Posted by l�cid on Apr-29-2006 22:51:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
What a disappointing thread.

A. I'm hungry and that chicken looks good, but I dont' have any to eat.

B. I was really hoping that you had sodomized a chicken.

So disappointing.

chicken-fucker.

u nasty.

Posted by Ygrene on Apr-29-2006 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid

chicken-******.

BA-KRAWK!!!!

Posted by RJT on Apr-29-2006 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
chicken-fucker.

u nasty.

naw, I just like to watch.

Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-29-2006 23:03:

WTFBBQ! You Nasty!

Posted by Marc Summers on Apr-29-2006 23:16:

Re: Re: I Sodomized a Chicken Today

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
this is like so hick food

go drive your hybrid vehicle!

Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-29-2006 23:25:

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
this is like so hick food

Quit being a clown.

Posted by RJT on Apr-29-2006 23:49:

Re: Re: I Sodomized a Chicken Today

quote:
Originally posted by josh4
this is like so hick food

Such a refined young man as yourself would surely never touch peasant food like this, right?

Posted by josh4 on Apr-30-2006 00:15:

Re: Re: Re: I Sodomized a Chicken Today

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RJT
Such a refined young man as yourself would surely never touch peasant food like this, right?

you're shoving a beer can up the ass of a chicken

i wouldn't be surprised if the recipe said to empty out the insect zapper and use the remains as seasoning

Posted by DrunkenMaster16 on Apr-30-2006 00:31:

^^ I normally use a beer in my bbq sauce. adds flavor then again your probly the type who doesn't cook and wouldn't know what to do.

Thread starter, nice idea but I don't buy can beer... its piss in a can. Now if I ever showed yall my garlic mushrooms..... OMG im hungry! DM out!

Posted by DjDeComp on Apr-30-2006 01:00:

tastiest chicken evah

Posted by Sunsnail on Apr-30-2006 01:38:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Quit being a clown.

lmao. I got this after seeing it three times

Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-30-2006 03:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
lmao. I got this after seeing it three times

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Apr-30-2006 04:17:

beer chicken FTW (i usually pour a little Jack Daniels on top and inside for extra flavor)