Girlspreak Translated to English!!

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Posted by Fir3start3r on May-02-2006 23:47:

Girlspreak Translated to English!!





She says                               English 

---------                              ------- 

We need                                I want

It's your decision                     The correct decision should be

                                         obvious by now

Do what you want                       You'll pay for this later 

We need to talk                        I need to complain 

Sure...go ahead                        I don't want you to.

I'm not upset                          Of course I'm upset, you moron. 

You're...so manly                      You need a shave and you sweat

                                         a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight.    Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional!  And I'm not        I have PMS.

  overreacting!

Be romantic, turn out the lights.      I have flabby thighs. 

This kitchen is so inconvenient.       I want a new house.

I want new curtains                    and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there                 No, I mean hang it there! 

I heard a noise                        I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?                        I'm going to ask for something

                                         expensive.

How much do you love me?               I did something today you're

                                         really not going to like...

I'll be ready in a minute.             Kick off your shoes and find a

                                         good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?                        Tell me I'm beautiful. 

You have to learn to communicate.      Just agree with me. 

Are you listening to me!?              [Too late, your dead.] 

Yes                                    No

No                                     No 

Maybe                                  No

I'm sorry.                             You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?               It's easy to fix, so you'd

                                         better get get used to it.

I'm not yelling!                       Yes I am yelling because I

                                         think this is important.

  

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

  

The same old thing.                    Nothing. 

Nothing.                               Everything.

Everything.                            My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.                       It's just that you're such a jerk.

I don't want to talk about it.         Go away, I'm still building up

                                       evidence against you.

Posted by Frenchie on May-02-2006 23:49:

uh.
I don't know if I am just being bias as a women , but I don't agree with 90% of what it says, although it was funny to read and I did lol...I ...no.. not true.

Posted by VERTiG0 on May-02-2006 23:54:

Hahah, a lot of it is pretty true.

Posted by Nikitha on May-02-2006 23:58:

I'll have to admit i'm guilty for some of these.. not a lot of them.. but def some...

buts lets be honest.. guys can do the same thing.. it might not be the exact same.. but things like:
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.

and pretty much all the " Answers to the question : Whats wrong?"

guys do that as well...because i've been on the recieving end of those ones..so you can't say its just girls...

Nikki

Posted by Frenchie on May-03-2006 00:09:

quote:
guys do that as well...because i've been on the recieving end of those ones..so you can't say its just girls

Agreed.

If this was written by a man.....

He obviously didn't have a women that just spoke up, and just said what she was feeling as we as thinking instead of just saying " nothing " when yes, something was wrong, or . . if she really means " No I dont want you to go" she shouldnt say " Sure, go ahead"...

OR

Most of the time ( in my case anyway) we say those things, and actually mean what we say. Most of the time there isn't a " she says this, but actually means that"

Posted by neuromancer on May-03-2006 00:13:

hahaha funny but true lol

Posted by infinity HiGH on May-03-2006 00:24:

Re: Girlspreak Translated to English!!

font too small; didn't read

Posted by Mako on May-03-2006 00:33:

Re: Re: Girlspreak Translated to English!!

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
font too small; didn't read

My eyes ffs

I can't find teh funneh...literally. Too small

Posted by Fir3start3r on May-03-2006 00:35:

fixed...

btw...don't use < font size = 12 > lol

...woah...

Posted by VERTiG0 on May-03-2006 00:35:

Hold ctrl and move the scrollwheel on your mouse, gentlemen.

Posted by bluE_Neon on May-03-2006 00:35:

Women...love them', hate them', but I can't live without them!

Posted by Spyder on May-03-2006 00:36:

Re: Girlspreak Translated to English!!

quote:
Originally posted by Fir3start3r

She says English
--------- -------
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
evidence against you. [/size]

i agree with those ones

Posted by Mako on May-03-2006 00:38:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Hold ctrl and move the scrollwheel on your mouse, gentlemen.

Then everything else in the site will be HUGE. :S

Posted by VERTiG0 on May-03-2006 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Mako
Then everything else in the site will be HUGE. :S

...so when you're done reading the post, scoll it back to the way it was...

.....

Posted by Mako on May-03-2006 01:05:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
...so when you're done reading the post, scoll it back to the way it was...

.....

Blah fuck that. Has to be posted proper first.

Thanks for the fix jeff Teh funneh can be seen now.

All true.

Posted by me@t k@tie on May-03-2006 03:25:

What guys say and what they actually mean

I'm Hungry.......I'm hungry
I'm Sleepy......I'm sleepy
Can I call you sometime......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
What time is it........I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Would you loan me a paper clip.......I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress.......Nice cleavage
What's wrong?.......What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Yeah that looks good on you......Pick any freakin dress and let's get the hell outta here now
I'm going out with the boys to see if I can relax.....I'm going out with the boys to see if I can get lucky!
No, I want to stay home with you tonight......Because MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL comes on in 15 minutes
Sure, I love foreplay......As long as it doesn't take longer than it takes to pronounce it
Yes, I love you new hair do.......Who did it?, Stevie Wonder?
Lets just chat for awhile.......I'm just trying to impress you and then maybe eventually you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me?........I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Of course I don't look at other women!......I think the word 'Stare' would be more appropiate.
That blouse looks great on you........And it would look even better off of you.
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.......But CALL you? That's entirely out of the question

Posted by Fir3start3r on May-03-2006 05:05:

^^^

Sounds about right....so what's the problem?

Posted by evil_cookie on May-03-2006 05:32:

LOL those are awesome.
spot on.

rofl, nevermind...me@t k@tie wins this thread.

Posted by jester on May-03-2006 12:25:

what a great way to wake up in the morning, laughing

Posted by CAKE on May-03-2006 13:02:

quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
Hahah, a lot of it is pretty true.

Totaly agree!

Posted by zokissima on May-03-2006 13:41:

Bah, these are all old. I thought someone would have come up with a better way to explain male/female relations by now. Oh well, many of those resound in truth.

quote:
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.

Best thing a guy can do...EVER.