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Post funny listings from craigslist in your area..
i'm sorry but this is too funny to not have its own thread.
WHAT THE FUCK!
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| Horny, older trans lady loves to receive unprotected anal sex to completion. I let anyone who wants to cum inside of me. So obviously its high risk. I do not mind the risk of letting you fuck me, so please do not answer if you need to ask insulting questions about my health. I assume that you may have anything, and I do not mind if you cum in me. Please only answer if you feel the same way about me. I look forward to making some new fuck freinds, and hopefully see some of the people I've missed these past visits. I should be available for the rest of this week. I love a bare cock in my ass and wet cum dripping out of me after. If you enjoy cumming inside of transsexuals as much as I enjoy being fucked without rubbers, Send me an email with a phone number and time to call, or some other way to contact you. |
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| subject=Classy female seeks sugar daddy to spoile me I have a lot of spare time on my hand these days...and im looking to not work as hard as I have been. Looking for discreet encounters with that man who is not only gonna shower me with gift$ but will also go the extra mile to please me and to make sure I always cum hard. I love to please as well. Ur looks are real important to me. If you want to arrange an encounter, send ur pic to my email. First responses get first consideration, and you can find me at absolutesatisfaction 2006 and it is with yahoooooooo |
hahahahaha
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| Subject = Someone please fuck the shit out of my wife so she shuts up for once The stress in my life has caused my penis to almost stay in a flacid state at all times. If you make my wife cum in sweet agony, you surely will be invited back. I hardly ever get horny anymore due to this stress and I love my wife very much and she needed to be taken care of so we came to this agreement. She's allowed to fuck other men, but I get to hear all about it when shes done. Funny though, after we came to this agreement, she started working out and tightening her body. My wife seems to love big cocks, she just goes insane like its the last cock she's ever gonna have. She doesnt know this yet but I really want someone to rough her pussy up really good, make her walk funny for a few days. If you serious then email me and check out her pics here |
Do people actually use craiglist?
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| Originally posted by Allied Nations Do people actually use craiglist? |
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| Originally posted by Slylee yea, i have a job interview from a listing on there and my boyfriend and i found our apt. on craigslist. craigslist owns! |
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| Originally posted by Allied Nations I mean for romance... |
oh....
well aparently so.
i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex"
fuckin married assholes screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are fucking the hot pool boy and give them the clap!
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| Originally posted by Slylee oh.... well aparently so. i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex" fuckin married assholes screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are fucking the hot pool boy and give them the clap! |
kinda gross.....
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| are you a filthy whore? i want to choke you with my cock... then fuck your tight asshole and cum in your toilet mouth.. perhaps if your a good slut i'll let you have a drink of my piss to wash down my nut. |
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| re: Attractive SBF for EXTRAORDINARY SWM - 30 "You: Tall (taller than me, 5'10), intelligent, educated, professional, motivated, worldly, fun-loving, GENEROUS, sensitive, honest, trustworthy." In other words, she wants a guy who will give her money. What is it with these women. Get a job and quit begging us for money. |
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| Freak test - High score wins a date to First Friday - 35 Hello, I'm a single, fit, fun, and fabulous young lady looking for a date for this weekend. I'm interested in going to First Friday and would like to go with a new male friend who is in his thirties. I tend to like freaky, geeky guys. Don't know what that means? Take this Freaky Geek Test and find out if you're a freak in my book. Give yourself 1 point for an A answer, 2 for B, 3 for C and 4 for a D. 1) I ride my bike: a) Bike, what bike? b) Once a year, just to justify my keeping it c) Occasionally, for leisure or exercize d) As often as I can (to work, to the store, to the bar) 2) My attitude about eating meat is: a) A meal is not a meal without meat. b) A burger a day keeps the blues away. c) I could take it or leave it. d) I am a vegan, but I wear leather. 3) My religious beliefs lean toward: a) Scientology. b) Christianity. c) Self-worship. d) Athiesm/agnosticism. 4) My favorite music is: a) Country. b) Classic rock. c) Too broad to classify. d) All ranked with five stars on my iTunes and . 5) I read craigslist personal ads because: a) All the top ladies are here. b) I want to meet new people and this is the best way. c) I'm alienated by most of the people I've met in Vegas. d) I've decided I want to date someone other than an avatar. Bonus Question *** I like my ladies: a) Tall, tan, and hot. b) Tall and hot. c) Hot, but in a nerdy hot way. d) Cool, pale, smart, and dorky. So, with the bonus, you need to score at least 20 points to be a real geek. If you scored below 6, you didn't do the math right! If you scored 10, there's too much of a risk that you're a holy-roller christian who listens to right-wing radio while quail hunting in your suv. Sorry. We just aint gonna get along. Let's just leave it at that. Alright. Are you still reading? You read! Can you also write? Mmh. Okay, then maybe you ARE a geek! Write me and send a pic along in your best geek chic. Show me your tattoo of yoga for a bonus first beer on me on Friday. |
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| Originally posted by Slylee fuckin married assholes screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are fucking the hot pool boy and give them the clap! |
Thank God there is no pool at the Hazard residence!
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| Originally posted by Slylee i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex" |
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| Originally posted by Moral Hazard Thank God there is no pool at the Hazard residence! |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow whats NSA sex? is it like top secret? |
Feel like your ass is a little to big ? - m4w - 34
No problem...I'll stick my tongue up it and make it everthing all right...fit white male seeks big round female asses...
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| Originally posted by Slylee there might be another kind of "pool" on mrs. hazard's face though. |
hahahahah i can't stop laughing at that transexual ad.
i wonder what happened to him as a child. i'm honestly intrigued. i'd like to sit down and talk to him...from behind bars of course, or only if he's in one of those suits that people wear when they work for the center for disease control.
ok last one...
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| looking for a dwarf to hang out with! no joke me and my friends are looking for a dwarf to hang out and kick it!! dwarfs are cool everybody kicks it with them!! carlos mencia has a dwarf buddy jackass has wee man... austin powers has mini me.... me and my friends want to kick it with a dwarf too!! if you are a dwarf or you know one drop us a line!! |
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 ok last one... |
Ever discover someone you know on craigslist?!
So a while back I decided to join a mom's group where you do activities with your kids and other moms in your area. Lo and behold one day (yes, i'm a closet craigslist reader for the hilarity) I saw the organizer of my mom's group looking for discreet encounters with women...I even emailed her with another address just in case some idiot stole her pic and used it but no..it was her!
She's married with two kids!!! I told my husband and he's like wow...what an inventive way to pick up girls and not let the hubby in on the action!
EWWWWWWWW...I should have known something was up when she had one of those girly toy parties at her home just for the moms.
JEEZ!
more....more....these are hilarious hahaha
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| M4M / ISO Men to massgae and tickle big socked foot fetish. - 40 Looking for socked feet to massage and tickle with in Las Vegas. Master tickletop, also into Safe fun. I think I am well-known in the ticklescene. I live in Las Vegas and like to get together with ticklish men. Any Discrete, Straight, Str8, BI, or Gay ... Masculine men only. Ages 21 and 50. (Within reason.) Let's have some fun tickling you. Both Curious and experienced. All races welcome. Must be clean. NO Drama and No Dom Stuff. Sweaty, socked, soft, feet are a must. Please tell me more then a name and a date that you will be in town. Tell me about your dreams and fantasies. Any experiences??? I really like guys in the closet and sweaty leather is a turn on. But there is a difference between not washing and one days musk. Me:40, 6'4", 250 lbs, black buzzed hair, brown eyes. I always get asked, But, I am into clean cut guys. Pic to send in trade for yours. |
fuck the shit out of me before I go crazy from lack of sex - w4m - 24
im new to this, i guess you can say im still curious about having extra marital lovers. basically, i want to find a man to have his way with me and really show me the ropes of being a lover to another man on the side. i've only had 1 encounter with a married man and I loved it so much. its such a strong burning desire now. when I look at men, i'm always wondering how they look nude, or their cock size. exchange face and cock pics with me here
www.casual-partners.com
xoxo, Katie
that is an ad in toledo
hahahaha
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| "Any in shape guys looking for head?" |
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| looking for a hand job today after work |
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| Do you feel like releasing your hot milk on a young girl's body |
lol
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| subject = wanna j/o on the beach tomorrow? looking for guys who wanna show off their cocks and stroke on the shore. if we like your juicy dick, we'd like to take you to our hotel room for a BANGin' time. |
i want to respond to some of these freaks for fun. who wants to do it with me?
haha
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