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Guy keeps bidding 420 on the price is right

Posted it up in the humor section, thought I'd share with you guys I was rolling on the floor.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2270.html

I am dying, listen close to what he says to the girl towards the end of the video. Watch his reactions too, this is priceless!

God Dammit I hate that bob barker!!!

This reminds me of 4/20/06 @ 4:20pm in San Marcos Texas. . . I was chilling with my buddy diggin in the dregs and finally we get around to the bowl . . .

Shortly after 4:20, I mean like right after we put down the piece, we hear this noise that did not sound like rain. I run outside to find myself in the midst of a hail storm. . .

I got pelted in the leg, but kept thinking to myself this is totally not real. . .

I mean it looked like !@#$ing Christmas outside and reality was like me for a brief moment in time, Fuct up. . .

So there I was gazing out the window questioning if what was going on was real, it felt like an ethnogenic trip X 1000.

To justify this even further, after the storm passed I went outside while drinking Lonestar and a 50 year old man was doing wheelies on a motercycle saying, "A Tornadoes coming Yall better watch out."

At this point I reflected on what happened shortly after the bowl session and was like WTF was I smoking. Was this my first taste of smoking reality?

To say the least, 04/20/06 4:20pm will totally be ingrained in my mind with illicit detail. ^_^

If that's your idea of an entheogenic trip x 1000 you have no idea my friend.

Ever lived a lifetime strapped to a eternal wheel of zipped together humans the sides of your face merging into other faces as you spin forever on some sick sort of ferris wheel. Always feeling "Hey here I am I'm at the top yea I'm at the top this is awesome!" only to have it instantly replaced with "Fuck I'm down here at the bottom I'm the dregs of the wine WTF I knew I was always down here this is where I belong. only to be replaced with "Hey here I am I'm at the top yea I'm at the top this is awesome!" ad infinitum...

Ahhhh...the temptress that is Salvia.

The key is realizing you're in empty space and there is no top or bottom just perspectives like an optical illusion. Look at it a certain way and it looks like a glass, look at it another way and it looks like a silhoutte of two faces.

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Originally posted by davemolina Ahhhh...the temptress that is Salvia.

Man....I tried salvia once 2 years ago..and that's it. Just wasn't for me. LSD though, needs to make a comeback, NOTHING compares to a 16 hour trip where you wonder if the madness is ever gonna end and the colors are going to stop moving. Its been too long..

I could write a 1000 page novel starting off with:

"It all started when I ate a ten-strip and drank a quart of orange juice...."

I don't know. Salvia makes LSD look like Tylenol. DMT makes LSD seem subtle, and Salvia makes DMT seem like a walk in the park. That being said I don't know if I ever want to take any Salvia ever again.

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Originally posted by Zild The key is realizing you're in empty space and there is no top or bottom just perspectives like an optical illusion. Look at it a certain way and it looks like a glass, look at it another way and it looks like a silhoutte of two faces.

1st perspective (Looks like a silhoutte of two faces)
Morning is when the sun is out.
Night is when the sun is not out.

2nd perspective (Looks like a glass)
All I see on the star filled night are blue skies and moving puffs of white bluring into hues of cosmic colors that slip into the darkness.

3rd perspective (???)
there is no morning there is no night, just a blur of both which we call a day.

So at a certain point dualism fails and both perspectives unite to form another perspective that contains both previous ones. . .So it is like building up from previous perspectives to create new ones which contain other ones. At any rate, i'mma going to class now

But an ellipse has 2 foci.

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Originally posted by Zild I don't know. Salvia makes LSD look like Tylenol. DMT makes LSD seem subtle, and Salvia makes DMT seem like a walk in the park. That being said I don't know if I ever want to take any Salvia ever again.

I'd have to poitely disagree on the salvia vs lsd (never did dmt), Salvia didn't last longer than a few minutes while LSD can last a long time. God help you if you take too much and have to endure a bad trip for up to 15 hours. On the other hand, if the user doesn't have any anxiety or depression related issue or tendencies toward violence or paranoia its pretty harmless.

Disclaimer: I neither advocate nor discourage the use of any illicit drugs. Just say 'know' www.erowid.org

erowid pwnz. btw Matt I doubt you had a high concentration when you tried Salvia... it can be craazzzzyyy shit

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Originally posted by Rememberence_ btw Matt I doubt you had a high concentration when you tried Salvia... it can be craazzzzyyy shit

Heheh.. Did I say in the post had a high concentration while on it? I was inebriated yeah, I dont recall any major hallucenations or recall much about it (its been almost 2 years) but I felt uncomfortable the whole time. Probably due to setting. *shrug* But I didn't like it.

teh funny

-ryan

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Originally posted by Matthias Heheh.. Did I say in the post had a high concentration while on it? I was inebriated yeah, I dont recall any major hallucenations or recall much about it (its been almost 2 years) but I felt uncomfortable the whole time. Probably due to setting. *shrug* But I didn't like it.

lol no one wants to be the president of mexico dave thats just stupid

Scott McClellan could say nothing for an hour like nobody else.

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Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic lol no one wants to be the president of mexico dave thats just stupid

President of a country that puts white college kids in jail just for not being able to speak english...that would rock. Let me find a campaign manager.

i hate when assholes bid one dollar higher than another person.
guy would have won if bitch didn't do 421...

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Originally posted by JBDreamerie i hate when assholes bid one dollar higher than another person. guy would have won if bitch didn't do 421...

But then, if you flip that script, then it's called a "sale" and everyone likes those.

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