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My mates a crap DJ!!!!!!!
I live in the North of England, and I'm a trance DJ. My mate is also a DJ, and he constantly brags about how good he is. Anyway, he invited me along to one of his sets at the local club, and he couldn't pitch match or beat match to save his life. It's a good job the club was full of unknowledgable retards because it could have been very embarrasing. Anyway, what he has started doing is buying mix CD's off me that I produce. I thought it was just so he could listen to them, but it turns out he's using them in his sets, pretending to mix. This really fucks me off, he's getting paid for jack shit, and I'm making him sound good. What do you think of that!!!!!!!
i think ur getting screwed mate.
Make your next mix really, really shit or slip something unexpected right in the middle of it.
Thats one of the funiest things I've read for a while
Good mate eh? how much do you sell him your cd's for?
Like Mr Mystery said just do a shit set or just don't do anymore cds for him.
lol
Tell him you are pissed at him and if he gives you any lip smack him!
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Make your next mix really, really shit or slip something unexpected right in the middle of it. |
If you find the Bosses name out you'll be quids in for a laff.
Either send him some really cheesey and train wrecking set, or knock the shit out of him.
Get in touch with the club manager. Tell him what he's been doing. Get him to fire the son of a bitch and take his job. 
give us some t/ls
I'll lure him into a false sense of security. Start the set with some great trance, then play some real turd. Any suggestions? I thought something Like THE VENGABOYS - VENGABUS, or THE CRAZY FROG.
I'll lure him into a false sense of security. Start the set with some great trance, then play some real turd. Any suggestions? I thought something Like THE VENGABOYS - VENGABUS, or THE CRAZY FROG.
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| Originally posted by DJ HARN I'll lure him into a false sense of security. Start the set with some great trance, then play some real turd. Any suggestions? I thought something Like THE VENGABOYS - VENGABUS, or THE CRAZY FROG. |
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| Originally posted by coded audio Yeah !. Or anything from Marco V. |
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| Originally posted by Allied Nations and if he gives you any lip smack him! |
i would'nt even call use mates in the first place.....how can you sell your friend a mix cd of your music.
do you not pass on your mix cds to friends and other people for free and try get your name known.
lol.. be honest to your mate is u still consider him as a mate...
ask him to sell his equipment off and switch to laptop
i think this story is false
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Make your next mix really, really shit or slip something unexpected right in the middle of it. |
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| Originally posted by coded audio Yeah !. Or anything from Marco V. |
orgasm sounds during the breakdown ftw
3/4's of the way through you have to do some vocals...
"I am your DJ and I have CRABS!!!"
or
"The manager has just told me to tell you lot to GET OUT YOU SMELLY GITS!"
or
"I think it's time for me to admit - IM GAY AND LOVE THE MANAGER!"
or
"Is my doctor in here? Are you here doctor? Any news on my small penis problem?"
There's loads, but nail him!
Whatever you do..just post a link here when you're done so i can have a good laugh!
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| Originally posted by KilldaDJ orgasm sounds during the breakdown ftw |
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| Originally posted by Nemesis44 Nah, no one would bat an eyelid... people have been making tunes like that for years. Although the sound track from a German badly dubbed porno would be quite amusing. Cheers Nem |
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